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this shit eats away at my brain, every waking moment, i would sacrifice so much to go back to this time, with my current intellect, stopping myself from ever doing this. i was such a retard at the time but i need to get it off my chest.

I sexually harassed a girl on the bus.

It was a few years back, i had been watching those redpill videos where your just told to cold approach as many women as possible, i wanted to try it so bad, but im a naturally nervous person. Anyways, i was on the bus, and there was this really cute, semi-chubby alt girl sat opposite me. Looking back at it, we probably had nothing in common besides autism. But she was still gorgeous to me anyways.

My first mistake was getting out of my seat to sit next to her. She was probably uncomfortable but i didnt think of it that way at the time. I sat there for a solid minute, before i just said "Hi" to her, she was looking forward but she said hi back. i then complimented her hair and outfit, she definitely knew what i was up to, she was still looking forward but she just said "thanks". I already felt like this was a win, and at this point, i started getting really hard. My first mistake was putting my hand down my pants to tuck my penis into my waistband, she 100% saw that, and even if she didnt, she probably noticed my bulge anyways.

This is the part where it gets really bad: I put a hand into my pocket, grabbed my cock through it and started jerking off, i tried to be stealthy but it was way too obvious. I started looking at her , she immediately got up and straight up just shouted "Help" in this semi-shouting voice, my other mistake was not getting off the bus immediately and running away. Pretty much everyone was looking at this point, but i followed her, stood nearher and told her shes beautiful, and if i could have any social media of hers. She sidestepped away from me and shouted help again, by this point i stopped and started panicking, i still had my hand in my pocket throughout the entire thing, and it was obvious i was trying to subtly jerk off. there were multiple guys bigger than me and one of them just said out "what are you doing". couldnt even speak, just started pressing the stop button, i saw people getting out of their seats moving towards me and my heart was in my fucking stomach, i started shouting but i could barely speak i was so petrified, people were out of their seats and looking at me, we were like a whole 40 seconds away from the next stop, and i just tried to keep shouting, barely could, but i started speaking saying " i didnt do anything", quite a few people were confused, some looked angry, the girl was just standing there petrified, then she turned around and said to some woman "he was touching himself", felt my heart somehow drop for a second time, at this point i unironically started crying, i just kept saying "i didnt". some woman shouted out "fucking vile", at this point we reached a stop, immediately got out the bus and just started running, i think i ran over a mile, not even in the direction of my house, in the end i was quite a way away, i walked the entire thing back and never told anyone, its been eating at me for 2 years now and i still cry about it, i just had to post it here, it needs to go someway or the other.

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>>16632005
no they arent being being trans makes you an honorary subhuman and they wouldve sacrificed you for it in based times

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>>16631983
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You know what, Ryansmither1? or should I'll call you Ryan Smith? That's it! I'm done with you! I'm officially cutting ties with you, and I'm betraying you for good! Because, on the users are right! you are a spammer! and you lied to me! because you said that you don't spam, when and yet you do spam and i can't believe you did this to me way back since 2020! and Firstly, You just kept having a bad attitude and behavior! because, you do that when you don't get the requests you want! Secondly, you kept being dishonest, and you kept manipulating people into doing your requests, and you kept on not handling the truth about yourself! because you keep lying an saying your excuses just to get away from being blamed when that's not gonna work! Thirdly, you treated Thomas & Friends, real trains, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and animated films about animals and Disney ones that are a gift from god! even though I still like Thomas & Friends, real trains, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and animated films about animals and Disney ones! Fourthly, you've been a toxic user nowadays! Fifthly, you couldn't handle hate or criticism! Sixthly, every time when someone denies your requests, you put sad and crying emoticons on your comments! this proves you can't handle your requests being denied! Seventhly, you requested one the users to post something that has sexual content! for example, you requested a user to draw Marge Simpson and Maggie Simpson swinging on a jungle vine naked. Eighthly, you kept being too Greedy! Ninthly, during the time when KosmoKOYOTE lost his mother about last year or year before last, you asked him a request when your request could be fulfilled at the wrong time during his grieving process. Tenth and finally, you kept making requests that involve your favourite characters. and you also kept making request that involve cartoon animals swinging on jungle vines, flying on broomsticks, sliding down icy or snowy hills and howling at the moon! and you even spam the same exact requests! and you even kept spamming the comment that says "Hello (whatever the user you target)! How are you!" and you even did it in notes! and you know what? I'm not trusting you anymore! I'm not gonna do your requests that involve your favorite characters or your requests that involve cartoon animals swinging on jungle vines, flying on broomsticks, sliding down icy or snowy hills or howling at the moon! and were definitely not friends anymore forever and permanently! Anyways, to one of the users thanks for telling me! because your right! and Mojo1985, I hate to tell you this, but i'm afraid that you'll have to cut ties with him for good and block him! because he's nothing but a spammer! anyways, that's all i can explain! and I hope you agree with me about this! God darn! I've never met a user that was an ungrateful, spoiled, selfish and greedy request spammer!

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The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".

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shut up, nobody likes you

>>16632065
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