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IRL encounters with trannies thread

once i dated a transwoman, male to female (I was extremely lonely)
as a guy he was attractive, no homo, so i thought he'd be just as attractive as a girl. Nope. He went from the cold and cool twink archetype to baphomet very quickly. Just a dude with long hair that struggled to cover his large forhead and huge tits, you wouldn't know he's trying to be female besides that he sometimes wore skirts and occasionally acted like a female character from a youtupe epi cartoon.

Before transitioning, he was very cold and unemotional, in a cool stoic way. But he wasn't uncaring. After hrt, he became overly emotional and broke down at everything (just like a real woman!)
He used to do sports and study for fun but transitioning and discord degeneracy used up all of his free time

He'd always insist on holding my hand while walking around the city, luckily I never got recognised or I would have shot myself. It was embarrassing. Some old guy came up to us and called him a 'fucking pervert' while we were holding hands.

The worst part was the bedroom activities. I won't lie, the cuddling was nice. I could close my eyes and pretend I was in bed with a real woman. But he'd ask me to do foreplay with him and god it was gross. In fairness his boobs felt the same as real boobs, but he'd want me to touch his ass, bare ass, all the time - and you know what trans hygiene is like.
The worst of it is when he was gassy. I don't know why but he didn't even try to hold in his farts. I politely ignored it at first but god damn hold it in and go to the bathroom. He'd fart and then 10 minutes later not understand why I don't want to touch his ass. The moment that made me realise was when we were cuddling and he nonchalantly farted all over my balls. I just upped and left. I think it might be a fetish thing.

To clear things up I'm not gay, I was just extremely lonely and had no romantic or sexual connection for years at that point.
Morale of the story here is never troon out, and never let your friends troon out. Trannies are 10x less attractive than before they transitioned.
>arrow therefore i dont look like this

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tl;dr: op wants to incorporate poop into his diet

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i had sex with a lady boy in thailand does that count i know it did not count for my virginity

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bradar ive been a hermit my whole life to the point where i can count on one hand how many friends ive ever had and im not turning to trannies. youre just gay fuggen jerdee

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>IRL encounters with trannies thread
>
>once i dated a transwoman, male to female (I was extremely lonely)
>as a guy he was attractive, no homo, so i thought he'd be just as attractive as a girl. Nope. He went from the cold and cool twink archetype to baphomet very quickly. Just a dude with long hair that struggled to cover his large forhead and huge tits, you wouldn't know he's trying to be female besides that he sometimes wore skirts and occasionally acted like a female character from a youtupe epi cartoon.
>
>Before transitioning, he was very cold and unemotional, in a cool stoic way. But he wasn't uncaring. After hrt, he became overly emotional and broke down at everything (just like a real woman!)
>He used to do sports and study for fun but transitioning and discord degeneracy used up all of his free time
>
>He'd always insist on holding my hand while walking around the city, luckily I never got recognised or I would have shot myself. It was embarrassing. Some old guy came up to us and called him a 'fucking pervert' while we were holding hands.
>
>The worst part was the bedroom activities. I won't lie, the cuddling was nice. I could close my eyes and pretend I was in bed with a real woman. But he'd ask me to do foreplay with him and god it was gross. In fairness his boobs felt the same as real boobs, but he'd want me to touch his ass, bare ass, all the time - and you know what trans hygiene is like.
>The worst of it is when he was gassy. I don't know why but he didn't even try to hold in his farts. I politely ignored it at first but god damn hold it in and go to the bathroom. He'd fart and then 10 minutes later not understand why I don't want to touch his ass. The moment that made me realise was when we were cuddling and he nonchalantly farted all over my balls. I just upped and left. I think it might be a fetish thing.
>
>To clear things up I'm not gay, I was just extremely lonely and had no romantic or sexual connection for years at that point.
>Morale of the story here is never troon out, and never let your friends troon out. Trannies are 10x less attractive than before they transitioned.
>>arrow therefore i dont look like this

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I knew a couple of troons in high school, this winter I was walking in the park and saw a troon (post transition) it was surreal

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doing a greentext because fuck you im a lazy slf and i want to because its easier
>be me
>junior year, high school
>just started using the sharty
>long time friend of mine met a new person, he had a giant friend group that i met
>one of them was this really stereotypically flamboyant gay man, lets call him froot
>never talked to froot a whole lot since a lot of these people lived further away, and i spent most of my time playing video games anyways
>froot would sometimes pop by online and say hi to people, but would usually play some snca goyblox game o algo asi and then leave for a few months
>fast forward a few years to a couple weeks ago
>playing vidya with friends
>froot joins
>apparently froot trooned out recently, forced to play the pronoun respecting game or risk my relationship with most of my friends (dont worry, i have normal friends who wouldnt get mad at me, they would just be upset i disturbed the peace)
>stick around for a while and eventually most leave until its me, a normal guy, and froot
>discuss life with froot, ask him what hes up to, whatever else
>froot suddenly says
<you know chud… your voice sounds a little… i dont know, have you ever considered taking estrogen before
>doc.tos
>immediately asked what he meant by that
<oh… i-im so sorry… i didnt mean it like that…
>conversation goes on for a couple minutes before i leave to go to bed
tl;dr a tranny tried to groom me into trooning out

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>>16628369
WHAT??
>high school
they probably got groomed also

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>doing a greentext because fuck you im a lazy slf and i want to because its easier
>>be me
>>junior year, high school
>>just started using the sharty
>>long time friend of mine met a new person, he had a giant friend group that i met
>>one of them was this really stereotypically flamboyant gay man, lets call him froot
>>never talked to froot a whole lot since a lot of these people lived further away, and i spent most of my time playing video games anyways
>>froot would sometimes pop by online and say hi to people, but would usually play some snca goyblox game o algo asi and then leave for a few months
>>fast forward a few years to a couple weeks ago
>>playing vidya with friends
>>froot joins
>>apparently froot trooned out recently, forced to play the pronoun respecting game or risk my relationship with most of my friends (dont worry, i have normal friends who wouldnt get mad at me, they would just be upset i disturbed the peace)
>>stick around for a while and eventually most leave until its me, a normal guy, and froot
>>discuss life with froot, ask him what hes up to, whatever else
>>froot suddenly says
><you know chud… your voice sounds a little… i dont know, have you ever considered taking estrogen before
>>doc.tos
>>immediately asked what he meant by that
><oh… i-im so sorry… i didnt mean it like that…
>>conversation goes on for a couple minutes before i leave to go to bed
>tl;dr a tranny tried to groom me into trooning out
i aint reading al @

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>>16628387
he trooned out recently. were both in college now
>>16628390
thats what the tl;dr is for

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>>16628395
i dont want to read that also

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>>16628369
what was the rest of the conversation about, doe?

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>>16628407
i dont remember, i think it was about some guy he saw doing some disgusting PDA thing in public and i made fun of it by doing a zach heydel goblin voice and pretending to be the people he was making fun of o algo asi

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Hey OP I also happen to be (IRL) dating a tranny that uses this website

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>>16628417
maby we should all exept it and get snarky snappy tranny bfs

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>>16628430
hear is the arrow >

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>>16628425
My tranny actually passes and is my girlfriend not boyfriend

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>>16628417
proof or gay (evendoe you are already a faggot anyways)

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>>16628435
sure buddy what ever helps you sleep at night

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>>16628436
What proof do you want

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>>>16628435
>sure buddy what ever helps you sleep at night

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>>16628438
>her and a black man shaking they booty cheeks and synchronising to the slaps
or her talking

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>>16628438
idk nigga I dont want to see any gross or lewd shit so a picture showing your faggot boyfriend's face and your face with timestamps will suffice as proof.

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>>16628445
Nah I'm good if I was gonna lie about something it wouldn't be this. Xhe has done some sharty voice chats tho and nophono clocked

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>>16628462
so i translated this from nigger babble to english and
>it says i am a lonely faggot who wants a tranny gf to rape

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>>16628473
Sure man

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>>16628493
so i was right

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>>16628503
No but like if I try to argue with you it would look like I care

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>>16628512
so admit it your a lonely gay little nigger

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>>>16628512
>so admit it your a lonely gay little nigger

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>>16628539
gay boy answer me

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>>16628545
what do you want me to say? are you trying to bait some sort of overshared information out of me?

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>>16628547
no just say and admit your a lonely gay little faggot

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Ngl I think femboys are kinda hot like they got them round squishy thighs and y'all incels chuds are just hating on these soft twinks like you ain't a man enough to use your BWC to fuck that sissy in his fat ass I mean goddamn and their bulgy wulgy it's like they have a puffier pussy yum yum yummerooo!!!🀀🀀🀀🀀 We all cracking ts twin πŸ₯ΉβœŒοΈ

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Me playing phonk yara yara and making chuds transition from their hateful authoritarian manchild stage and grow and transition as a better person into a wholesome femboys with a juicy busy to plow in our pod :3~

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>>16628563
femboys don't actually exist per se except for a few extremely beautiful effeminate lucky ones

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>>16628581
theres a lot in my local area, interestingly enough they try harder than tranies do so they never have stubble but troons do geg

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>>16628563
pedophiles say dis

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>>>16628547 (You)
>no just say and admit your a lonely gay little faggot

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>>16628581
You just gotta train and become a buff gigachad with a BWC, then you can find an insecure twink who into some shitty authoritarian ideology/is very dogmatic and start making xem into a bitch, get past their opsec and intimidate them with your sheer size, make them beg for cock with psyops

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>>16628596
say it pussy

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>>16628609
holy shit the obsession never ends

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>soybooru filenames

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>>16628623
If you distribute the fat in hunky and make xer lose some weight, you can get a really sexy bitch with melanin

Femboys Hunky looking breedable ngl…

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I saw a fat ugly troon with some dyke and pooner in public once even doe I live in a red state where I won't usually see this but it happens everywhere I guess

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soyjak party has spiritually trooned out at this point I wish it could just have a graceful death

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>>16628619
yes i am obsessed because im board and wanna see some faggot humiliated or oink like a pig sexy

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>>16628644
the only person that is being humiliated is you

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>>>16628619
>yes i am obsessed because im board and wanna see some faggot humiliated or oink like a pig sexy

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i was a cashier at a grocery store when a tranny went into my lane and bought condoms and hangers and my baggier told me after xe left that
<I've been around those parts and they are a good brand to go with

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i came back hoping other people would share horrifying tranny stories, instead i see a typical obsessed bait shitflinging argument.
sad.

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>>16628657
hey atleast the troon is trying to prevent more aids from spreading

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>>16628667
I have been dating a troon for over a year so I'll answer whatever question you want that isn't too personal

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>>16628668
im still asking my self weeks later what the hangers could've been used for

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>>16628672
i dont care and i have no questions about this unless youve already provided something, tell me a story or gtfo

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>>16628675
what are hangers

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>>16628678
clothes hangers i think

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>>16628679
they were clothes hangers

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>>16628640
How long will it take you guys to realize that leaving this dead unfunny shithole is the best thing you could ever do?

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>>16628679
probably for clothes

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>>16628280 (OP)
no man him farting on your balls is a gesture of kindness in italy

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>>16628683
i did not even know my store sold hangers before that

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>>16628681
idk I keep coming back and I also groomed xer into posting here so we can share an interest

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>>16628659
kys faggot

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in my kindergarten year of primary school, each new student is given a kid from the 6th year as a "buddy", mine was chill as a kid but ended up trooning out (female to male) and dying xer hair and sheeeit. i occasionally see her at a local electronics store.
i assume online encounters with troons do not count

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>>16628693
why the obsession? both of us have time on our hands and I simply replied with a neutral reaction image soyak character to capture my current feelings towards this matter

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>>16628696
if its a really really funny/personal encounter it could count

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Rape him

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>>16628701
your right im going to have sex with this girl i just met on tinder

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I live in tranny capital but have nothing of note, besides knowing 3 Pooners that were less than 5'0 but insisted on being called men despite having the squeakiest voices ever

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I don't know any trannies personally but I've seen them in public and they really did look like troonella

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>>16628754
seeing ugly troons in public is actually funny unlike seeing shitskins in public. turdworlders they genuinely disgust me

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I saw a really fat guy with long "troonish" hair. I thought to myself that it would be funny if he was a troon. He was a cashier so I went to his spot just to see him have very long pink nails… It was a terrifying face to face with an irl slopjak. He had makeup, brown skin, long nails, a terrifying weight and shitty long hair. Every time I go to that place I try to avoid him out of fear.

No arrow because I looked like this witnessing el creatura.

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Saw an alicia type at a culvers. Its sad how clearly insecure these people are, you look at them for 2 seconds and they give that look back. They know that you know instantly.



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