/soy/ - Soyjaks

I take cleanliness very seriously and I tried my best to maintain this doll the past week and a half but it fucking got smelly anyway like an actual pussy. If there were no such things as infections then that would probably turn me on but I’m not sticking my cock into something that could give it a rash or worse.

So I sat and thought about it for awhile and decided that I’m not able to maintain this doll the way I thought I could, and no matter how hard I clean it I will always worry about hiding it or having to get up to clean it again and again after each use, even with post nut fatigue.

My room was a fucking mess because I held off on throwing out the packaging and most days I had the doll sitting on a bed of styrofoam covered by some tarp in case someone walked in. The one time I stored it in the closet, I let time get away from me and I made the mistake of not drying the inside and keeping its legs closed.

I figured those chalk drying rods would do the trick but when I opened its legs two days later the water didn’t absorb and it was yellow and smelled like fish, and the drying rod has yellow residue on it. Anyway I took some scissors and chopped up the doll which was surprisingly easy to cut through, but getting the tpe material off the metal skeleton was a pain in the ass. I divided the pieces into trash bags weighing 10-20 pounds each and I will throw them out on different days so I don’t overload the trash barrels with the weight of the doll.

Unless I live alone or win the lottery, I am not getting another doll unless they are the ones that go for thousands and made of silicone which cleans easier. Other than a few good bangs, I wasted 300 dollars.