/soy/ - Soyjaks

>*Why Can't We Be Gems starts playing* THIS SUMMER TWO UNLIKELY FRIENDS ARE ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT CLOSER

>*Cut to scene in a school classroom*
>Jartycuck: Why don't you go and GOON TO SOYTAN! HA!
>HTSM: I will as soon as you stop baiting me, fuggen jerdee!
>*Both stick their tongue at each other*

TWO RIVALS, FORCED TO WORK TOGETHER AS ONE

>*Teacher walks into the classroom*
>Teacher: Jartycuck, HTSM, you are both to work together on the school science fair!
>Jartycuck and HTSM: NOO000000000!!!!!!

AND ALTHOUGH THEY MAY HATE EACH OTHER

>Jartycuck: We should make the project about how to spam P on the log to make you nusois obsessed!
>HTSM: Screw you, mayne! How about we make the project on how the jerdee made mi clitty leak!
>Jartycuck: You is hecking transfobico, o algo!
>HTSM: MAAWWWDDDZZZ BAN HIM, fuggen jerdee!
>*Jartycuck and HTSM repeat those two lines louder and louder while slowly getting closer to each other's faces*

IN THE END, THEY'RE ONE IN THE SAME

>Jartycuck: Why don't we do a project on why bibisea is LE GOOD!
>HTSM: That's actually not a bad idea, Jerdeecuck.
>*Small montage of them doing the project and bonding*

IN A MOVIE EXPERIENCE, YOU'LL NEVER FORGET

>Jartycuck: You know HTSM, I actually had a lot of fun doing this with you…
>HTSM: Yeah I guess, you're pretty cool, for a fuggen jerdeecuck… heh…
>*Jartycuck and HTSM slowly start to hold hands*
>*Both of them almost kiss before screen cuts to black*
>*Movie title fades in*