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Can we get rid of this unfunny "Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already" nonsense already
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i sat in a snca restaurant today near the bathroom and noticed only men went in to wash their hands despite the restaurant being full of women.

case in point a chubby woman sat down and immediately used her phone to make shitty snaps of her face and went ahead and started eating her towering burger with her unwashed hands

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I am not a homosexual, if there a homosexual serving the food, simply get up and walk out.

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when i worked in retail most people kept loyalty cards on their phones and every women's device i scanned had an insanely greasy, moist layer on the screen

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>>16618941
reminds of a tall fairly popular girl at uni who pulled her phone that was somehow full of cookie crumbs and other bullshit.

how the fuck do you get crumbs to stick to a laptop you keep sideways in your bag without being sticky from god knows what?

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>>16618979
because they go to resturants and don't wash they hands like OP said

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>>16619009
>wymin be eating fries and other greasy shit and then swipe it all over their laptop and phones
>they probably also use it on the toilet even after they wipe

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>>16619044
i will pay you $50 to lick a foid's mobile phone

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>>16619064
i will bet you 200$ there's hair in their sink and shower sink

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>>16618926 (OP)
What are the implications of this?

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>>16619070
women shouldn't buy plasma screen tvs because a the buildup of grease and other germs would kill the quality



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