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Women squeeze their legs together and it makes their pussies feel good. Sometimes they do this in public.
Women's bladders are adjacent to the internal parts of their vaginas so when they hold in their pee it can feel pleasurable. Sometimes they do this on purpose.
Many girls who have owned a dog at one point got slightly aroused when their dog tried to stick it's nose in their crotch. Sometimes they get the impulse to let it continue. A small percent do.
Some women masturbate using the vibrations from electric toothbrushes

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Trans women can do this too, btw. We can also wavedash and double jump.

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nigga this cannot be true

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>>16612965
It's all true

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When I was in high school I discovered you could stimulate the prostate from the front with a desk by lifting it up and down and squishing just below the bladder. It felt extremely pleasurable

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>Women squeeze their legs together and it makes their pussies feel good. Sometimes they do this in public.
>Women's bladders are adjacent to the internal parts of their vaginas so when they hold in their pee it can feel pleasurable. Sometimes they do this on purpose.
>Many girls who have owned a dog at one point got slightly aroused when their dog tried to stick it's nose in their crotch. Sometimes they get the impulse to let it continue. A small percent do.
>Some women masturbate using the vibrations from electric toothbrushes

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>>16612961 (OP)

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snopes now, I dont believe this

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>snopes now, I dont believe this

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>>16612973
Everybaldi did this

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>>16612979
>>16612981
>>16612999
>>16613029
The first thing is called syntribation, look it up.
The pee thing is well known, there are health articles which mention it and a lot of foids on social media have said this happens to them. Just one example: https://www.healthline.com/health/female-body-secret-questions
The dog thing is more obscure since most women would never admit to it but there is evidence and data about it. Look into "my secret garden" or pap smears if you really want to know more. You can see what I'm talking about here (jannies this is NOT bestiality porn it's sfw despite the name of the post) https://www.reddit.com/r/alinity/comments/e4pfdv/alinity_lewd_with_dog_compilation/
As for the electric toothbrush thing, there had to be a number of articles published warning women not to do it. https://graziadaily.co.uk/life/in-the-news/using-toothbrush-to-masturbate/

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>>16613067
this nigga wasn't lying…

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>>16612961 (OP)
can confirm the 1st and 2nd thing

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>>16613075
Have you ever noticed that sometimes you randomly get hard when you need to piss? It's cause the bladder fills up and presses on internal parts of the dick, but it doesn't actually cause psychological arousal. For some reason in women it does cause both physical and psychological arousal.

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>>16613067
its real

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>>>16613075
>Have you ever noticed that sometimes you randomly get hard when you need to piss? It's cause the bladder fills up and presses on internal parts of the dick, but it doesn't actually cause psychological arousal. For some reason in women it does cause both physical and psychological arousal.

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>>16613075
>>16613100
There was this time I was talking to this girl (who had a boyfriend) and I kept making sexually themed jokes. She was laughing a lot but her body language was kinda strange almost like heavy breathing and shifting around and sort of squeezing her legs together. At one point she was like "ahh god I really gotta go to the bathroom real quick I've been trying to hold it". I realized later I think she was actually a little turned on in the moment.

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>>16613067
Blud did his hw 💀

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bumo

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>>16613198
>jsid cause foids are weird and horny o algo

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>>16612964
nah nigga you transcacas cant do anything but cry, kill yo'self and groom minors AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA


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