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>>16606082you check faggot
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>>16606075 (OP)What would shoally dahs be?
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Hi, my name is Kevin Anderson. I am a 17-year-old gamer, and this is my story.
Last Saturday I was scrolling through Steam looking for cheap games when I found one called Jarty Dash. It had no screenshots, no description, and cost exactly $2.00. The reviews just said things like "Changed my life" and "Please remove this." I laughed and bought it anyway. After the painfully slow download, I launched the game. The menu looked terrible, the music sounded like someone yelling into a toaster, and the first level was called Brimstone Road. Halfway through, a message suddenly appeared saying, "FOR HELP WATCH UCHKA ANIMATIONS." Thinking it was a tutorial, I clicked it. Instead, I found illegal content completely unrelated to the game. I immediately called the police. They traced the uploader within minutes, walked into his house, and arrested him for possessing 24,332,234 gigabytes of antimatter. The next morning, Jarty Dash had vanished from Steam. My $2 was never refunded.
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>>16606098Nigger, the game is all about cubes, how porn brained are these niggers to the point that they think that a literal square is worthy of flickering their pecker