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dear janny
fuck you lol
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you retarded bitch I fucking love you
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i miss the person i was before i met you.
you killed her and shes never coming back.
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>>16604387 (OP)Been thinking about her a lot again today. I managed to mellow out a bit and just be normal with her, but today I got the random thoughts of imagining a future together again. I wish I could just be normal and be friends with her since she'll probably never want me
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I'm sorry for sexually harassing you in high school
(addressed to some girl I sexually harassed in high school)
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I don't give a shit if you kill yourself, I don't give a shit if you stop giving me money and I certainly don't give a shit if you're sad, PLEASE get out of my life once and for all
Also fuck your fancy lawyer, she can die too
Fuck your parents too
Fuck your friends too
Fuck your sibling too
Fuck your psychiatrist too
Fuck your local church too
Fuck the gypsy making your vodka too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IkIQatmqPo&list=RD8IkIQatmqPo&start_radio=1 β16604399[Quote]
>>16604387 (OP)i will never be happy because my skin hates me and my parents were too neglectful to send me to a dermatologist (or any doctor) before kicking me out of the house
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>>16604394just ask her if she wants to hang out retard
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dear soyjaks of the party
i didn't care that much for skibidi toilet
with love
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>>16604391I feel the same way, but I know it's my fault. I'm sorry.
If I could take it all back I would.
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Iβve been losing my mind again, but itβs a slow controlled descent instead of a full break this time. I swear someone is talking to me indirectly, that weβre communicating. But, too much plausible deniability. Weβll never get to actually talk. My imagination is all that weβll ever have.
But I really like the things that you weave, and I really like you.
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>>16604405i know who i need to hear this from, but thank u anon. <3
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Dear Pesky Plumbers,
The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her, if you can! If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.
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Dear heavenly Father
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Please, please answer my prayers and bring me another oven mitt.
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Every time I make a pizza, I end burning my left hand
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Sincerely,
Nigger Poop Brappington