/soy/ - Soyjaks

abysmal soyquote

>>16600467
How?

>>16600462 (OP)
Unfunny variant that will never catch on or gain fame.

>>16600481
>>16600467
Mccartneycuck samefagging

>>16600481
>Unfunny
Only mccartneycuck makes variants to be "funny" instead of useful

>>16600499
It's a useless soy as well

>>16600499
>>16600494
Also I'm not your retarded boogeyman

>>16600505
It's useful as it mocks soyboys

>>>16600481
>>>16600467 (You)
>Mccartneycuck samefagging
epic fail

>>16600512
Quote someone with it on 4cuck or plebbit and we will see if anyone will be offended

>>16600499
absolutely fucking mindbroken kek

>>16600521
They will be offended because it is a soyjak and they hate soyjaks
>>16600527
The fact you use your variants to be "funny" instead of useful is why they suck

>>16600541
I haunt you in your sleep, don't I?

>>16600562
You didn't respond to my point and instead projected your autistic narcissism

>>16600565
You make a thread about me every day ("The Beatles is Troonslop.") That's obsession.

>>16600580
It's true and I have never seen you not try and false flag as me which shows how obsessed you are. Maybe you want me to teach you how to jak

>>16600593
stew on that a little bit
maybe you'll figure out im trolling you

>>16600613
Your not "trolling" you are obsessing and trying to kill the sharty by making people not use my gemmy variants

>>16600618
*You're

>>16600625
Snca and my point still stands

>>16600627
Where's the punctuation at the end of your sentence?

>>16600636
Punctuation is SNCA. Maybe become a grammar teacher since that's the only thing that fills your worthless existence other than creating poopsons traced from your favourite troonslop

>>16600646
>other than creating poopsons traced from your favourite troonslop
kek

You will never be a real soyjak. You have no glasses, you have no stubble, you have no baldness. You are variant:two_soyjaks_pointing brimstone dust found on Twitter by YaroslavTV and left to rot in the annals of the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive until your deletion.

All the vitriol you get is sincere and deserved. In the comments section, 'teens mock you. The chuds are disgusted and ashamed of you, and the namefags laugh at your coalish appearance out in the open.

NewGODS are utterly repulsed by you. Two weeks on the bald men with glasses website have allowed newGODs to sniff out nas coal with incredible efficiency. Even poison that “passes” look uncanny and unnatural to a 'teen. Your brush tool artifacts are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk 'jakker to save and repost you, he’ll turn tail and delete his post the second he gets a (You) telling him to ACK himself.

You will never be gemmy. You will masquerade as IAS and tell yourself it's fine for you to be on the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive, but deep inside you feel the "NAS COAL" reports creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - the jannies will go through the "meta:not_a_soyjak" backlog, look at you for two seconds, cringe in disgust, and plunge their cursor into the delete button. The Google Images webcrawlers will find your 404 page, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to deal with the unbearable shame and disappointment of saving this page as a cache. The soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive will mark you with an error marked with "No post in the database has the ID #XXXXX", and every curious 'teen for the rest of eternity will know that brimstone once lived there. The links pointing to this webpage will decay and be lost to time, and all that will remain of your legacy is a minor blemish on the booru's numbering system.

>>16600653
That's what you do and you cannot apply it to me as I have never traced troonslop

>>16600667
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>>16600667
>No response
I win

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