/soy/ - Soyjaks

John Herbert, a crazy old pervert from Family Guy, is a character I was obsessed with as a kid. He was the main reason for watching certain episodes. I loved everything about him: his laughter, his voice, his love for Chris. I gabbed about him constantly.

As I entered my teens, I fell off the series…and him, but I still watched and looked him up online.

About three years ago, I started watching gameplay videos of the fps Family Guy game. It reignited my love for the series, especially for John Herbert. I got to see him again. It just felt so good. I'm hoping for another Family Guy game so I could play with him again someday.

Recently, though, my feelings towards this character started becoming somewhat sexual. I've imagined my self in bed with a huge plushie of him a few times. To be honest, I'm not sure why this started. I've never had much of a sex drive, so it seems strange I'd be feeling this way towards a character I've known for nearly twenty years. I know it's normal to have sexual fantasies, but this worries me slightly, because maybe I might be a little too into him. At the same time…I want more. I can't get enough of this lovable pervert.

I know it's strange, and I won't be surprised if some of you think I've gone off the deep end, but I just wanted to put this out there