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Can we get rid of this unfunny "Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already" nonsense already
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>Filthy Frank is safe-edgy
>M.L.G. montages are safe-edgy because they almost always also watch Charlie MoistCr1TiKaL penguinz0
>S.F.M. Shrek is safe-edgy
>Leafy is Here is safe-edgy
>Ian "iDubbbzTV" Washburn had always been safe-edgy even before he subsequently became Ian "iCuckzTV" Jomha by taking his wife's name in marriage
>Hearts of Iron IV is safe-edgy because the playerbase is just posadist furry dieselpunk W.W.II nerds from r/PolCompBall ("hahaha, these stupid baguette cornballs surrendered to H*tl*r")
>WarHammer40000 is safe-edgy because everyone goons "ironically" to drukharis and slaanesh
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and Escape from Tarkov are for "Stalin was less bigoted than the U.S. because there were no h*ccin' Jim Crow laws" orthodox marxist-leninists who goon to Cuba and North Korea, and also for safe-edgy slovenian köçeks and funny h*ccin' r/hardbass gopniks ja pšekdole kurwa bobrze!
>Jin-Roh: Wolf Brigade is likewise safe-edgy
>ev&DOSE "Yakub + White Egyptian guy + George Droyd + P. Diddy + Epstein drinking white monster energy in Hyperborea" memes are safe-edgy
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Ok, but now, what ISN'T safe-edgy?
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>Triumph of the Will
No raisin Sherlock, what's next, the sky is blue? This is explicitly right-wing. I mean, what can a chvd enjoy that is edgy but not explicitly political? I guess a chvd can enjoy those Sean Connery-era James Bond films.
I wonder… were those professional wrestling shows for rednecks safe-edgy?
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Don't get me wrong, I am NOT trying to get the sharty to lower its standards in the slightest! I believe that those "two incomprehensible soy boy whoah! jacks pointing at Yes-Chad BUT they're anime waifus" memes are an absolute blight upon purity soy culture. I think we should keep gatekeeping. And I get it, everything is performative nowadays, the L.A.R.P.'ers are an ever-present threat. I think we should keep being strict about what is safe-edgy or not, but ideally we ought to be more accurate about it.
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I think for the purpose of this discussion it's worth mentioning that there is a distinction between the village chud and the city chud:
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The village chud:
>was raised by a loving dad
>warm and welcoming
>mentally sane and touches grass 24/7
>"Christ is King? Of course He is! What's next, the grass is green?"
>centrist who loves Mitt Romney
>he has kids, unlike >>(You)
>however he is an A.T.M. workhorse provider for his dead bedrooms wife, whom he met at church
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The big city groyper chudcel:
>was raised by a single mother
>shut-in loner
>terminally online gooner suffering from zoochosis and mouse eutopia, also he has an anime waifu profile pic, either a 500-year-old C.G.D.C.T. moe loli, or a "step on me mommy dommy", or worse: both at the same time.
>"Christ is King? WAOUW YOU'RE ONE OF THE FEW BASTE ONES WE HAVE LEFT! YOU MUST'VE TAKEN THE REDPILL, THAT THESE N.P.C. SHEEPLE ARE ASLEEP TO! H*CCIN' BASTE, THAT'S GOTTA OBLITERATE THE LIBERALS BASTE BASTE BASTE THE WEST IS UPRISING MILLIONS MUST REVOLT BILLIONS EVEN"
>a retarded Big Government extremist, but at least he doesn't suck the Federal Reserve's circumcised shmuck just because "the time is not now"
>complains about the falling birthrates and does nothing to reverse the trend
>by being a redpilled M.G.T.O.W., he b.t.f.o.'s feminist roasties which is keyed.
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The village chud is mentally sane but takes his mental sanity for granted and does nothing to defend his cvltvre, whereas the big city groyper chudcel actually has firm standards, will actually try to do something to change the world politically, but sadly he is mentally ill (not as mentally ill as the troons DOE unless he's on der 'cord, then he might be both a troon and a big city groyper chudcel).

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Didn't read

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IT'S… TOO… WORDPILLED…

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'Cacas can't read I can't even… But I mean jokes aside, please, can we have a serious discussion, I think this is an important topic.

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>>16597443
>scientific edgyness is important
Nufrogs ?

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tldr: op wants to watch niggers pooping

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what isnt safe edgy is safe now

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What's safe edging ?

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>>16597452
that's keyed albeit

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Niggers who complain about the chud website not being "edgy" enough are at high risk of posting 'P on der 'cord just saying.
Also SNCA text of wall.

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>But I mean jokes aside, please, can we have a serious discussion

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>>But I mean jokes aside, please, can we have a serious discussion

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>>>But I mean jokes aside, please, can we have a serious discussion

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OP here I love this retarded websoyte.
>>16597477
I do indeed hate groyper groypers too. But do YOU agree safe-edgy exists? Do YOU agree that MoistCr1TiKaL penguinz0 is safe-edgy? Then, is the sweet spot is the golden mean between MoistCr1TiKaL penguinz0 safe-edgyness (deficient vice) and groyper groyper weeaboo gooner (excessive vice), I think it's important to find ways to determine what that sweet spot looks like.
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>WORDS WORDS WORDS the left can't meme
I agree with you guys that overthinking things is bad. But if this website were just ironic soy boy whoah! jacks, it would've gone D.N.B. in a few days, exactly like Shrekchan. The reason why we outlasted the brogres was because soyjaks are much, much more than a silly meme. They symbolise all the weakness that defines the modern day. There's something beautiful and Nietzschean about soyjaks. That's why defining soyjaks is not s.n.o.c.a. (and what's wrong with s.n.o.c.a. anyways? Let autists enjoy things). I will probably have to ask soyjakwiki about this because you guys aren't willing to engage in intellectual topics here. Either that or the /soy/ board is inherently brainrotten and I have to go back to /mtv/, but the jannies there will prune my thread because "it's not about media".
Until then, I will assume that you guys are subtly trying to hint to me that overthinking is soy behaviour and that I need to hone the Dionysian hunting instincts of the Aryan beast within me or something, and stop using sovlless Apollonian bulletpoint checklists like some prim and proper bureaucratic nerd and instead trust my intuition to sniff out what is safe-edgy, what is keyed, and what is excessively groyper groyper weeabo gooning.

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>>16597645
to think is soy. to sniff divine.

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>>16597688
Ev&DOE it is the mark of the roastie-toastie foid to rely on feelings

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>>16597707
Even though gaped roastie pussy is the best because it can take my BWC the best

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>Even though gaped roastie pussy is the best because it can take my BWC the best

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>Ev&DOE it is the mark of the roastie-toastie foid to rely on feelings

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Nobody read it award

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>>16597760
nobody looks like that

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The answer is Attack on Titan, although the originally intended ending was so blatant in what it was meant to be and in its implications that it's almost outright political



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