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First PPG sharty adventure bread ive made as a test to see if the format can work, i will try my best to make sure everything doesnt immediately disintigrate
Nate and Pepe Need to kill every jartycuck soldier on the map, theyre blue. Nate and Pepe Have a Long rifle, two grenade and a pistol, i will not plot armor for you, 70% we suck shit and die.
There is a watch tower and some 'ucks with a vantage point over a warehouse

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forgot ids award

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>>16582434 (OP)
nate calls in spadeson with his bvll rapeson for help

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Build a poop cannon

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piss on the soyjak party servers

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>>16582459
You use random scrap metal you found lying around the place to construct a cannon, you fill it with frogniggers shit. However you have a bad feeling that using or firing the cannon could comprimise the scructural integrity of your shitty favela house

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Get a tank

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>>16582485
do we fire the shit cannon

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>>16582485
destroying the structural integrity of the house is the point to escape the house

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>>16582485
throw in soytan so she lands in and this distracts cucks

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Nate runs for cover from the house behind the stack of bricks as pepe stands behind it
you fire the cannon
>Kek, nusois dont hit their shots
<YOU FIRED IT FROGNIGGER
You miss entirely

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STUPID FUCKING FROGNIGGERS

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load in soytan

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>>16582530
Get mad at big nigger lips and force him into the cannon.

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>>16582513
You have pepe throw a TV playing something that has one pixel of soytan on it (totally because this version doesnt have soytan), the first two jarticuckapaloogas flock to it, completely mesmerized, however, pepe had to scale the roof to throw it and there is a wiser cuck on the watchtower with a line of sight to pepe

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>>16582558
Grow a bibisi

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nate also has a pistol with xim

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>>16582558
Make Nate run towards the distracted jartycooks while pepe gets headshotted

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>>16582566
Suddenly, a bibisi sprouts from your garden, how fortiuitous for the annoying biglips spammer!
>Kek, nusois dont have divine luck!

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FUCK ALL YOU NIGGERS I COULD'VE HAD A HIT THREAD BUT ALL YOU DID IS IGNORE IT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS HOW IT ENDS FUCK YOU ALL OF YOU

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>>16582576
You run up to the battlement and shoot the jarticucks, theyre definitively dead but the encampment knows theres sharteens about now, Nate is exposed and VVILL get shot if he doesnt take cover

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>>16582619
NIGGER YOU AREN'T ME I'M THE OP

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>FUCK ALL YOU NIGGERS I COULD'VE HAD A HIT THREAD BUT ALL YOU DID IS IGNORE IT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS HOW IT ENDS FUCK YOU ALL OF YOU

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>>16582628
untrvke btw

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>>16582619
we still have grenades right

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>>16582637
ANYONE CAN FUCKING DO THAT IT'S CALLED A IMAGE EDITING SOFTWARE

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>>16582643
dont listen to this goyim

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anyway what do we do

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>>16582648
have nate take cover behind the bricks again and reloa and mount the poopcannon on the bibisea

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>>16582671
Nate ducks for cover as the poop cannon is moved then fired. However shit is soft so it bounces off the jartycuck's inch thick skull
>FUCKING FROGNIGGER KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS YOU WILL NEVER BE AN ENGINEER

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>>16582728
put frog in the cannon and angle it lower

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>>16582728
load random shit thats in the house into the cannon and angle it lower

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>>16582750
>ohnonononononono nusooAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Frogs are slippery you know

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>>16582773
Load the Grenade and shoot it

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>>16582773
grab one of these plates and cut down the jarty watchtower with a shard

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>>16582788
this could backfire and kill us doebeit

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>>16582766
>>16582788
im beginning to think the cannon is a bad idea

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>>16582792
Where would be our cover from incoming jartyfire

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>>16582807
wait until the bibisi grows even taller and then unpin it from the ground to make it crush the guy in the watchtower

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>>16582818
USE THE METAL FROM THE CANNON SOYIM!

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>>16582807
just inject pepe with aryan VRIL

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load in soytan to cucks because they will goon to her the instant they see her

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>>16582829
>>16582818
>>16582828
You wait until the bibisea has grown enough, however you didnt wait long enough so it didnt reach all the way and isnt the fault of me eyeballing it, however the bibisea provides great visual cover for nate to use a shard of the plate to cut down the watchtower, or catch the cuck off guard

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put soytan in front of the other cucks so they are distracted… we will remember your sacrafice, soytan

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>>16582881
we have no more tvs to play soytan on

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>>16582884
Make a drawing of soytan

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>>16582884
grab a jartycuck's corpse and put a beanie and hair on him to make him look like soytan

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>>16582888
put makeup on a jardicorpse

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>>16582773
Frog fail

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>>16582892
>>16582890
>>16582888
>>16582881
you put together a severely shitty soytan cosplay, this should work as bait, however, you have little noodle arms, however will you utilize this when you cant throw?

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>>16582920
throw poop at nigger

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>>16582923
op here, do we risk it

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>>16582945
you are about to die

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>>16582964
WHAT DO WE DO

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>>16582964
use pepe's body as a meat shield

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>>16582994
actually nvm knowing ppg the bullets would probably go right through him and into us

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Jump under the Jartycucks tower

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>>16582997
>>16582994
you race for cover as you use frognigger as a meatshield, it works okayish however they nailed you in the back

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>>16583012
BANDAGES AND DRAG SOYTAN OVER THE BLOCK TO DISTRACT THE CUCK NOAWWWWWWW

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>>16583012
Don't worrry guys I got this.
(Takes out telephone)
Gigger…? Yeah, we need your help…

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>>16583012
you can just electrocute xhim with the cannon's generator.

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>>>16583012
>Don't worrry guys I got this.
>(Takes out telephone)
>Gigger…? Yeah, we need your help…

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>>16583025
You bandage yourself up, and throw the corpse over the block
>ES DAT SOYTAN ME GUSTA!
The jardycuck is all over it

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>>16583052
Position the Cannon that if it falls to the left it crushes the Jartycucks head

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>>16583052
giga is here with xis mac-10 too

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>>16583057
everything is in place

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>>16583072
have giga cut the connection the cannon has to the bibisea and pin the jardycuck

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mod link btw

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>>16583084
Giga cuts the connection, the cannon falls on jardycuck
however, the bibisea fell on nate and stopped xhis heart
>giga.. help me

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>>16583100
nate is dead

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>>>16583100
>nate is dead

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what do we do gaiz

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Revive him

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>>16583123
we have no syringes, giga is the only one left

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shoot the ever loving shit out of jartycuck to make up for giga's retardation

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>>16583126
Look to see if the Jarty base has any syringes

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>>16583132
i have no words

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>>16583132
last armed cuck standing

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what do we do

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>>16583159
Shoot the glass

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DROP THE TRVKE ONTO THEM!

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can i have mod link please

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>>16583175
yes in a minute soyim

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>>16583168
ITS LOOKING DIRE

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>>16583193
OP HERE GIGA IS ALIVE

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>>16583196
>Top geggy da giga is dead
Giga is not dead just barely conscious, look at his status panel on the right hand corner, he cannot stand, what do (you) do?

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>>16583217
One jardeecuck farts making giga puke a tsunami

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>Dios mΓ­o, con todas estas peleas… hay un cadΓ‘ver en el tejado y eso me revuelve el estΓ³mago. *BRAAAAAAAAAAAP*
<HOOOOOOOOURRRRRGH

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>>16583264
what do we do now

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>>16583271
contort underwater and shoot the goy in the nuts

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>>16583280
And then go on top of the barrel when done

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>>16583179
awaiting

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The nightmare is over, with the jardycuck's operation underwater, their guard dead in the water, nate's sacrifice was not in vain, giga, injured but alive is just floating and breathing on the top of the water, good job team or however the adventure threat goes

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>>16583311
wholeome 100

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this bread is concluded

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nice, now can i have the link please

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bumo

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>>16583364
i think either megalodon isnt working or you formatted it wrong

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ppgposting will never catch on



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