/soy/ - Soyjaks

I want to rape Oshima Ryosuke, shoot him in the head and bury him in a shallow grave. Two days later, an office worker walking a dog before work will notice that the dog seems to be digging the earth in a certain area. The dog will eventually uncover Oshima's body, attempting to chew on his decomposed face. Alerted, the worker will call the police. It will take them some time to identify the corpse due to the additional injuries caused by the dog's teeth, but eventually they will understand it's Ryosuke. In no less than a month it will be disclosed to the general public. Some will mourn, some will rejoice that Oshima finally found the death he has been yearning for his entire life. In the meantime, the police will analyse my semen and begin searching. But no suspects will match my DNA, and I would leave the country by that time, devoting my life to missionary work in Nauru. A man whose mentally ill sister was pathologically obsessed with Shinsei Kamattechan will be falsely accused. The police will state that he has conspired with his sister to kill the object of her obsession, since if she cannot have him, nobody will. He will be sentenced to life inprisonment, and she will be confined in a psychiatric institution. I will pass away at the age of 87 in my sleep