/soy/ - Soyjaks

> be me
> 21 mtf preparing for bottom surgery
> mom and grandma accompany week before surgery as support
> speaking to surgeon about my procedure a few days before surgery date
> grandma chimes in asking why I would get something other than the "normal" inversion method
> awkwardly explain that it is because I don't have enough material for the procedure
> "oh so you just have a puny pathetic dick then nona?"
> awkward silence

I sort of can't even be mad because I have gotten this reaction a lot. On my initial consult my surgeon was saying that a lot of people think they don't have enough material, but that this tends not to be the case, but literally right after seeing my dick muttered to himself "wow yeah that's definitely not enough"