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/soy/, i have no power in my house becuase i'm getting the switch board replaced. currently posting from my phone because i can't use my pc.
<reddit space
does /soy/ have any suggestions for things to do while i wait for the power to return? i've got all day.

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>>16559924 (OP)
refresh /soy/ over and over

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>>16559929
been doing that, but with the lack of pph it's not very fulfilling
let's steal quads for now

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>>16559924 (OP)
goon

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>>16559934
Get ibis paint and make some gems

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>>16559924 (OP)
Go to the store to buy sproke and bring the 'arty along, documenting everything and we'll suggest what you should do

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>Being forced to play Five Nights at Jarty's IRL due to a power outage

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>>16559937
it's cold and it's 9am
also my heater doesn't work due to no power
suboptimal gooning environment, not even in the mood for it at 9 either

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>>16559924 (OP)
goon to the wrong bbc videos and get sent to the blackedrooms

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Study Torah

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>>16559951
do i need to buy coke and sprite
or can i just buy sprite and use the pepsi in the freezer as a substitute (i have 4 aud to my name)

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Study Bible

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if you steal quads you decide what i will do

that's if it's possible

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>>16559965
Cordtrannies are going to try and steal it

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>>16559972
then fight them
it's only like 25 posts away

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Pray to Lqrd

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rjfghjifodpsalkdjcvngbikfm

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test

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>>16559924 (OP)
bludgeon the electrician to death with a spanner

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you should jxgkj;ht;n,bjm kbFGANSKLJ;LAWETK4G;Ojo;hs;'lj/yoilbk.jo[u9-g

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Probe

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Summon Rapeson

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Eat the grass outside

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Accelerate to the get

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i was gonna play the new deltagoon chapter today

i got a bit into it before power went out

once i finish it i will spoil for trannies

also this is OP

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Message quote on IRC and ask him to make you an admin or a janny.

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Kill niggers

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quote

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JANNIES MAKE THE OP ADMIN OF EVERYTHANG TIL HIS POWER COMES BACK

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give it to me

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gggggggggggggggget

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GO TO MCDONALDS AND ORDER A LARGE CUP OF SPRITE AND COKE AND THEN CHUG ALL OF IT AT ONCE THEN MAKE AN AUDIO CLIP OF THE BURP AFTERWARDS

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need the get

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GIVE ME THE GET

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DAMN IT

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HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES I WIN

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alright OP it's time for you to touch grass and take us with you RIGHT now

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>>16560000
<Integrity check failed.

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>>16559997
well the get was someone saying "dis" so ok i will

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>>16559988
ate grass
tasted grassy

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this is the best thread of the day

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>>16560031
it's 00:13 doebeit

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>>16560033
it's 9:13am for me

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>>16560033
>>16560039
'tis 6 PM for the CST amerigods

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>>16560033
Get doxed nusoi what's the weather like in London

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>>16560026
jannies can you approve my grass eating selfie

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>>16560026
>Smearing poop on your face so you don't get doxed
OPSEC LEVEL: Mumbai

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>>16560026
aryan hair that glows in the svn

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>>16560039
australian phono?

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>>16560026
>Censoring your giant tits so we can't goon to them
Fuck you nusoi

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>>16560062
thank you xaar i take really good care of it

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>>16560072
>censoring your giant tits
<ev&doe i'm wearing a hoodie and i'm censoring the words just in case they reveal anything

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ok i'm drinking the sproke now, get-getter

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is it an unbearably warm day today or is it windy and cool and not insufferable like US summer right now?
>>16560080
YAYYYYYYYYYY

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>>16560077
>getting doxxed because of the pattern on your hoodie

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>>16560078
>Smearing poop on your face for infinite reppeys in der sherdee and walking into the McDonald's for a delicious cup of sproke only to get beaten by an aboriginal Tyrone and banned from the establishment for blackface

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>>16560083
currently it's pretty cool, THOUGH i expect it to heat up later

btw "cool" for me is 17 celsius (62f for 'mutts) which is the temp right now

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>>16560094
everyausphono does this

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>>16560080
Keep the burp in until you're certain it will be eardrum-shattering

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>>16560106
jannies approve the burp

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>>16560098
sublime hoodie weather temperaturerald, i'm truly jealous weatherGOD

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>>16560106
new sound effect dropped for the next gender-affirming indiegame of 2027 where the MC eats the HRT troon shroom and levels up to wompa tier

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>>16560106
Issa ruby burp im sure an AussieDEITIE can muster up a far more monstrous burp especially with McDonald's Sproke

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>>16560111
my hands are stiff lmao
the average down here is like 90 fahrenheit

>>16560121
i ended up farting geg

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>>16560120
we all do dis

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>>16560127
approve the brap, jannies

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>>16560127
Come to America where you belong

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If you brap after drinking Sproke instead of burping your American citizenship gets approved by Donald Soot himself

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>>16560150
>WHAT is that DELECTABLE smell coming from that Neutralplier thread!?

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>>16560150
i started laughing like a retard at the second sound and this fucking post >>16560182 DIDN'T HELP WITH THAT

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Get high on acid

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HOW DID YOU BURP AND THEN COUGH SEGWAY INTO ANOTHER BURP AND/OR BRAP



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