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>>16554619 (OP)
isnt xis "deadname" bernd ackerson o algo

>>>16554619 (You) (OP)
>isnt xis "deadname" bernd ackerson o algo
Probably.

History >i heckin love fanfiction!!!1!!

"Bella", formerly known as Chuck Bernd (heckin' unwholesome transphobic deadname!), was Chud's best friend ever since early childhood. Chud grew up playing Xbox, while Bernd grew up playing Nintendo. This caused a large difference between the two, with Chud growing up to be a clittycel after years of gooning multiple times a day on 4cuck, and Bernd trooning out after years of gooning on 4cuck. Nate and Chud insulted him by calling his tranny name "Troonella". Eventually it got too much to bear. Troonella bought a rope, tied it above his bed, stepped on a stool and ACKed, with his blahaj shark witnessing it. Chud was the one who found him, heartbroken that his best friend had died but relieved that another tranny had left the earth. He requested in his suicide note to be buried in Egypt, where he laid for ten years, until archeologists dug him up after confusing him for a mummy and ran some DNA tests, confirming he was a male. This caused his cordxisters immense anger and demanded an apology from the archeologists. The archeologists apologized and gave a reburial by dumping HRT, 18 terabytes of goonfuel and resin all over his body before reburial. The tombstone reads, "here lies Bernd, a son, a brother, forever my little boy. May he rest in peace."

>History >i heckin love fanfiction!!!1!!
>
>"Bella", formerly known as Chuck Bernd (heckin' unwholesome transphobic deadname!), was Chud's best friend ever since early childhood. Chud grew up playing Xbox, while Bernd grew up playing Nintendo. This caused a large difference between the two, with Chud growing up to be a clittycel after years of gooning multiple times a day on 4cuck, and Bernd trooning out after years of gooning on 4cuck. Nate and Chud insulted him by calling his tranny name "Troonella". Eventually it got too much to bear. Troonella bought a rope, tied it above his bed, stepped on a stool and ACKed, with his blahaj shark witnessing it. Chud was the one who found him, heartbroken that his best friend had died but relieved that another tranny had left the earth. He requested in his suicide note to be buried in Egypt, where he laid for ten years, until archeologists dug him up after confusing him for a mummy and ran some DNA tests, confirming he was a male. This caused his cordxisters immense anger and demanded an apology from the archeologists. The archeologists apologized and gave a reburial by dumping HRT, 18 terabytes of goonfuel and resin all over his body before reburial. The tombstone reads, "here lies Bernd, a son, a brother, forever my little boy. May he rest in peace."
More lore please,like height and weight or intelligence.

Troons dont have Intelligence doey

>>16554639
thats what was in the 'ki, you can probably just make it up doe or do le math

>>16554649
poonerald on the 'ki, might help get le height nd width of bernd

The thing i find interesting about troonjak lore is that i don't really remember them becoming popular until 2022, i think they also bought in a massive wave of newGODS because when they did take off they were getting spammed to ifunny which bought in a new wave of immigrants since this was back when tranny mania was at its height and internet censorship was still pretty heavy handed +_4chan trannitor cabal was cracking down on hating trannies so it bought people here
>>16554669
image for ants award

>>16554750
I remember the nusoi stereotype back than was in fact their obsession with troonjaks, most nusoi first OCs were troonjaks of people they didn't like.

>>16554630
no arrow so you say "i heckin love fanfiction!!!1!!" like a soyboy