/soy/ - Soyjaks

NPC Soyjak:
"Wait, what do you mean the play isn't about the plot? What's the story supposed to be??"

Theatre Kid Soyjak:
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THE SCREAMING IS THE STORY"

Pseudo-Intellectual Soyjak:
"Ah yes, I've always been fascinated by Artaud's critique of logocentric representation."
(has never read a page of Artaud)

Artaud Soyjak:
"LANGUAGE IS A PRISON"
"THE BODY MUST SPEAK"
"THE STAGE SHOULD FEEL LIKE A PLAGUE"

Normie Soyjak:
"So what happens in the play?"

Artaud Soyjak:
"A GONG SOUNDS"
"SOMEONE CRAWLS ACROSS THE CEILING"
"THE AUDIENCE LEAVES CHANGED"

Film Bro Soyjak:
"Bro invented half of experimental cinema before experimental cinema existed."

Schizojak:
"HE'S NOT WRITING BOOKS"
"HE'S LEAVING WARNING MESSAGES"

French Literature Soyjak:
"His work is a profound confrontation with metaphysical absence and—"

Artaud Soyjak:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Crowd of Soyjaks:
"HE'S INSANE"

Artaud Enjoyer Chadjak:
"Perhaps. But unlike everyone else in the room, he was actually trying to discover what art could become."