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>women want men taller than them
>men want women shorter than them
>tall women are a statistical rarity

netanyahu put something in the water to make women taller and make them want short men

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>>16551748 (OP)
>>women want men taller than them
>>men want women shorter than them
>>tall women are a statistical rarity
>
>netanyahu put something in the water to make women taller and make them want short men

you may SAGE when ready

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>t. 5'3" homunculus subhuman

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>>16551750
what's wrong with that

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Im 6’3” and I want a girl that is taller than me

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>>16551783
kys tall fag tall women are built for 5"7 men

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>>16551766
>>16551793
shortcels are going extinct
tall new world order

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>>16551793
I don’t hate shortchads, that’s just plain stupid

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>>16551800
>tall new world order where tall bbws women keep short men as living sex toys while they castrate all tall men who can physically overpower them

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Did gigs say this?

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>>16551748 (OP)
What if they already like me
I'm a dwarf irl by el way if that matters

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>>16551833
whats your secret to get tall Queen's?
where do you live

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>>16551845
Idk, they're already really nice to me I guess
Probably because of how I contrast with the rest of phonos and that somehow nobroly talks to them
I was friends with a tall brown light skin foid that played Sims back in high school and there's this other tall blonde green eyes wompa that I already know from church plus her mumma is a friend of my mother

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>>16551878
this works on defranchised foids in general but how do you keep them from friend zoning you and actually wanting to fuck you


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