/soy/ - Soyjaks

>>16543740 (OP)
used to lick batteries when i was a caca

I goon to black men shaking their booty cheeks

sometimes when im scrolling trough 4cuck or plebbit i scream "d0ctos" like that one hunky video

as a young lad i liked to put shit up my butt
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one time i used a family member's toothbrush as a dildo in the shower, mistaking it for my own
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they figured out that someone had used it and queried us about it
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clearly they didnt know the exact usage because they were wondering why it was "greasy" (i lubed the shit up beforehand)

I want to have sex with a low functioning autistic woman while she moans like a retard. Picture her in the corner of the room, rocking back and forth with that blank, drooling stare, her thick glasses slipping down her nose as I grab her by the hips and slam into her tight, clueless cunt. She's barely verbal, just making those guttural, retarded moans—"uhhh… duuuh… haaaah"—every time my cock stretches her out, her body twitching like she's overstimulated from the simplest touch. No filters, no shame, just pure animal instinct as her pussy clenches around me like a broken toy that doesn't know any better. I pin her down on the bed, her limbs flailing awkwardly, tongue lolling out while she babbles nonsense and leaks all over the sheets. "M-more… stuh… stupid…" she slurs between those loud, embarrassing retard squeals, eyes rolling back as I pound her harder, making her whole body shake. Her tits bounce unevenly, nipples hard from the sensory overload, and I choke her lightly just to hear that wet, choking moan escalate into full-on braindead whimpering. She's so fucking wet from the confusion and pressure, creaming down my shaft while her legs kick uselessly.
I flip her over, ass up like the helpless fuckdoll she is, and rail her from behind until she's face-down, drooling into the pillow, moaning like a total retard in heat—"Aaaahhh… guuuh… fuuuh…"—her holes pulsing and squirting everywhere because she can't control it. I fill her up raw, breeding that low-functioning womb while she spasms and makes those pathetic, broken sounds, completely lost in the pleasure she doesn't even understand. God, I need to pump load after load into her until she's a cum-dripping, moaning mess, rocking and stimming on my dick for hours.

>>16543754
SOVL

Not everything I post is my true unfiltered opinion.

>>16543754
Everybaldi on here does dis doebeit

>>16543768
…..

I have a lolipedo older brother and I hate it

I'm a master erotic roleplayer, and i'm not going to hide it.
So, this all started back when i was 15. I was bored, horny, and lonely. I went on discord as usual, and then… I saw it. Someone explaining to someone else what "Erotic roleplaying" is. Internet sex. It was like my wish had come true! I sang his praises silently, and then asked him how to find servers like that. He didn't tell me and told me off, but suddenly i got a message request. "Rozalia: Hey~ You sound pent up.. Wanna erp? I always wanted to be someone's first time!"
I didn't read past it, i instantly went and told her YES! with excitement. Then, it all kicked off.
I started awkwardly, not knowing what to do. But after 3 minutes… It felt like it was going smoothly. And it sure as hell did! After we finished, she said i have talent and invited me to a now defunct server. I started small, pleasing some beginners. After 2 years, i became very known. But then, there it was. A message request from the admin herself. A blessing.. I almost came when i saw it. We erp-d for hours straight. It was like heaven! I cannot count how many times i came, and i sure as hell cannot count how long i spend cleaning it up (but not before sending her an image). After that, everyone knew me. New or old, everyone knew not to cross me. I did mess with a few servers here and there, but they were all beginners.
Then.. It had to happen. The admin got hacked, and i lost her.. My heart felt like it was ripped apart. I knew i had to move on, and then i seeked servers out. But would you know it, i got invited to another server. 68 members. It felt like i was the missing puzzle piece. And i really was. There were only women, and they called it my fan club. I literally came from joy, but i already wasn't wearing pants. While i was cleaning it up, my inbox got flooded. All of the girls sending photos, wanting to erp, showing their walls dedicated to me, begging to see me IRL, and whatnot. That was the best 3 years of my life.
After that, i got kind of bored. I felt like i was missing something.
Genuine connection.
Someone who loves me.
I decided to delete all my accounts, and go back to the beginnings. I went back to my beginnings, and got into one of the servers i played around in back then. They were still holding the fact i was there as an achievement, held highest above everything else. I hit it up with another beginner, and we really worked together. We built a great connection, and she said that even (My former title) wouldn't be able to please her like that (It made me laugh).
Now, we're on our way to meet eachother, and i really want to confess.
this is a joke please dont ban me janjans

confessions are le funny, go up

vp

>>16543740 (OP)
Its not being crazy if im being gangstalked

I huff jenkem on a daily basis

vp

There’s this ugly Black girl with glasses that I used to have a crush on in high school who was somewhat like this. She has Tourette’s used to go “Heeehe, Herhhh, Herherhh” and flop her arms around. One day, she gave me a lollipop once and offered me to dance with her, but I declined because I would feel embarrassed if anyone even glanced at me doing that. Looking back, if we were alone or if there were fewer people though, I’d definitely take the offer, because why not? It could’ve lead to something. I believe that she’s dating this White nerdy guy now, so I’ve lost my chance. If I were to have got with her though, then all of her holes would’ve been throughly piped. I’ve always wanted to use her as my retarded cocksleeve; feeling her saliva slobber all over my cock. And the best part is that no one would question it because everyone thinks I’m a retard anyways. If I had the chance, I would’ve loved to plunge into her holes in front of her autistic sister until I cum - and then fuck her right after. I would’ve made both of those sped niggers my cumsluts - but unfortunately that’ll never happen.

>>16543861
GEEEG nigga..

>>16543790
how did you come to learn this

when I was a kid (but was already exposed to epi unfortunately) I was at a friends place and I found there some magazine with an explicit political cartoon that made me horny, so I built a pillow fort next to a sofa and secretly gooned in it. the friend was in the same room btw.

I got groomed into becoming a femboy when I was 15. I have autism and thought the ones grooming me were actually as old as me (one guy was actually 34 GEEEEEG). They sent me their tiny peckers and blackmailed me. I'm now a buff gray man who stands on flys so don't worry.

vp

i've shoved an entire cucumber up my ass

>>16543861
>>16543768
samefag

>>16543740 (OP)
I use to be a bi furfag.

>>16544006
NUSOIS

>>16544058
aldoe, it was in like 2023, and IM NOT ANYMORE DUMB NIGGER

>>16543998
Fail. This is actually my fantasy. Geg.

>>16544064
okay im trans btw if that matters

>>16544070
it’s too pepepilled..

>>16544072
i'm actually a joyjacker

I goon to white boy beatdowns