/soy/ - Soyjaks

Janurary

January 1 - There is no Brimstone Winter as no one is interested in that shit anymore. S0qt unbans Kogamajak once more after 2 years.
January 2 - Pee.Pee.H. reaches 3000 on /po.l/ for the 3rd time in a week. Gavin Newsom uses a Cobson in one of his Bluesky posts.
January 3 - Rebornteens raid BitView's revival. Fempepe wins the monthly Sisa Vote on /nunate/.
January 4 - Floot returns and hosts a Q/A on /so.y/. A new variant 'Dennison' is forced on /qa/.
January 5 - The Rearty gets on Lesotho news after someone crashes into a meeting between the Lesotho and Poland leaders and called the Lesotho Prime Minister a Jartycuck nigger about 14 times before being arrested. /so.y/ begins operation #FREEDAN.
January 6 - The Zarty shuts down and moves to a new /my/ (Mymy) board on the Rearty. This is protested by a group of people later who called themselves the "Gameoverse Aryans".
January 7 - Someone discovers there's embedded 'p links on the 2027 /pol2/ old sharty advent board archive and freak out. Jannies delete the archive in response.
January 8 - MemeBo0ru goes down for maintenance. Matchajak.club is founded.