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ZOV Ending: Putin seizes the sherdee's servers and transforms the site into a pro zigger propaganda website
Song:
https://soundcloud.com/dannyboxedu/oleg-gazmanov-go-russia-vperyod-rossiya β16524670[Quote]
Better ending: Admin thrembo appears and saves the 'rty
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Worst Ending: Admin 6 ruins the whole fucking site
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Bad ending: The sharty slowly fades away in a sad, slow, cruel death. Eventually its 2023-'25 userbase that replaced 2020-'22 gets replaced by an even more insufferable retarded brown successor. By 2028 it is a sad dead husk of its former self. Quote unceremoniously shuts it down during the first half of 2028, knowing that there are none left who would really care about what he's done, most would actually see it as an act of mercy.
Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zb0nTZEuSU (0:00 - 0:24)
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Legendary Ending: In a stunning turn of events, Soot has regained control of the sharty, the booru and other sharty forum sites are shut down and returned to simply being a soyjak art gallery. Namefagging is severely punished and discouraged. The niggers like warrior 'p who helped bring the soysphere to the state that it's in are perma 'nished with their IP's revealed, and many oldfags who made gemmy OC return, bringing the sharty back in to a new golden age of many gems getting pumped out and many winraids being carried out against the cuck and other sites again.
Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h70FNG3Vvvk β16524735[Quote]
Meh Ending: Normgroids slowly replace the 'teen population and turn the sharty into an actual 4cuck clone, but the 'teens just move to another board, so nothing that big changes.
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Meh Ending: Normgroids slowly replace the 'teen population and turn the sharty into an actual 4cuck clone, but the 'teens just move to another board, so nothing that big changes.
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Meh Ending: Normgroids slowly replace the 'teen population and turn the sharty into an actual 4cuck clone, but the 'teens just move to another board, so nothing that big changes.
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>>16524746this is kind of happening with /pol/
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HORRIBLE ENDING: Admin 6 buys the site and moves it to the dark web to turn it into a 'P imageboard.
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>>16524756you will hang, coaler
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>>16524728more delusional power fantasy than your average isekai AVVARD
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>>16524757This one already exists
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>>16524768that's why its called the legendary ending you joyless faggot
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Great battle ending: The troon hordes decide to cancel us just like how they did with kiwifarms. Cloudflare drops the sharty, and Quote doesn't want to move it to another provider because of all the harassment he received.
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??? Ending: All 'jaks and sharty-adjacent characters become real, living beings. Many die within hours or even minutes due to their deformities, including the majority of slopjaks, whose bodies crush numerous parts of the planet. The soyjak representations of namefags and admins kill their human counterparts. TND AND TTD happen, but so does THD (Total Human Death). The more intelligible 'jaks rule the planet as the new dominant species.
'Zellig and FPE characters are executed.
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>>16524807Dimensional merge ending.
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>>16524766the song sounds similar to the gears 2 death music geg, i think both fit well for this ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWy5nlXpwe4 β16524863[Quote]
>>16524859edit: admin Οͺ might be swedish, which means
ANOTHER SWEDE WONNER β16524865[Quote]
Nophono ending: all of the shartyβs users, active, formerly, or otherwise is hunted down and vanishes without any traces other than recollection from others. Within a month the sharty is entirely devoid of all activity, the website still remains cursing anyone that browses it.
Music:
https://youtu.be/ORRbYkF8ZeE?si=dDJoM2hWLlq9iIZe β16524892[Quote]
all the soysphere userbase got replaced by xitter 'tok and r/RAIwojacks faggots. They claim it to be a victory for the online leftists combat against hate but the truth is all the 'eens have grown up into soy adults and all have beautiful smart children that will never get groomed by troons.
song: pompeii-bastille
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Baby Ending: Due to the existence of Rule 13, cacas all across the 'net are enraged by the fact they can't enter the cool bald men with glasses club. As a result, they band together to form the Cacas Next Door, to fight against oldfag tyranny. As time goes on, they manage to abolish EPI, and destroy all trannies and furfags (some of the biggest threats against cacas), before moving to overtake the sharty. After a long and arduous battle, the younglings manage to reign supreme. Quote is removed from power and is succeeded by Admin Six-Seven, who renames the site to "soyjak potty" and removes Rule 13.
Song: The Wheels On The Bus
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X ending: Elon Musk in his quest to turn everything into coal decides to buy the sharty and copyright ever 'jak to turn them into crypto. The sharty turns into a culture war torn niggerhell but with incomprehensible woahjacks.
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>>16524892geg at the song
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>>16524901the fire risesGOD I kneel
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Dilbert ending:
Seeing the state of the sharty, Nate and Chud decide to break into Sharty HQ and kill every single janitor and then themselves.
Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHo7npmGcHU β16524958[Quote]
/qa/ ending: Quote decides to JSID, but fortunately 'teens managed to remind Hiro what his admin password was and he revives /qa/ to thank them. 'teens finally returned to the promised land, but living together with the 4cuck natives is difficult.
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Time travel ending:
Quote renounces his statement to Jsid instead choosing to sell the site. Quote uses these funds into a researching and building a Time Machine. Quote then transports himself back to 1890βs Britain, where he creates a politically charged newspaper using jakβs to mock his opponents, to which he becomes the number one British newspaper. His influence on the modern day pertains to changing British English to soyspeak and preventing the dnb that the modern uk is today
Music:
https://youtu.be/84CrpMbyc20?si=2QDB1YTIi3yfa1A1 β16525328[Quote]
GOLDEN TRIVMPH ENDING: der sharty lives on. flooded with lively activities and gems due to the collapse of 4cuck and the new administration actually knowing what to do
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(((Bad Endingβ’.com))): The site gets bought by a Jewish megacorp and becomes a streaming service of all jak related content (6 thrembillion dollars a month)
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Empire ending: Quote steals money from ZOG and uses it to turn every mainstream platform into soysphere websites. The 'cord is destroyed, Elon Musk is publicly executed for importing jeets, and the sharty becomes the most used website on the internet.
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Vigilantee / W Larps Ending: due to a recent incident involving the ousting of Quote, the sharty has since turned into a place primarily used for raiding, 'oxxing, and actions that contributes to the real world. So much events was caused by der sharty that eventually the 'site acts more like a cyber militia rather than a general imageboard
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>>16525402They should make a seperate page for dis
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A group of soyteens decide to study aerospace and space travel and eventually over 20 years scrape up enough money to send a colony ship to Saturns moon Titan, and create the first self sustainable colony. After 50 years of terraforming and replacing the methane with a nitrogen rich atmosphere, Soyteens completely colonized the Saturnian moon. They name their First Self-sustaining colony…Colony /QA/eternum.
The rest of their future…is up to you Soyim.
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>>16525413I think it's pretty much the same thing o algz