/soy/ - Soyjaks

order either a pizza with the maximum amount of everything to get the highest price or like 20 pizzas with nothing but anchovies, no sauce no cheese, just fish.

I love when this topic comes up because i used to work at a dominos and i can tell you for sure that the very worst pizza possible that wont be caught as a prank is this:
>thin crust
>light cheese
>black olives
>well done (most important part)
>optionally alfredo sauce

The way this works is that a thin crust pizza with light cheese from dominos will ALWAYS be burned since the cheese "insulates" the crust from the heat. Because of the conveyor belt style ovens dominos uses getting something "well done" consist of them pushing the pizza back into the conveyor fucking up the cook time of the already burned pizza. The black olives will also begin to burn creating an even fouler stench. Choosing alfredo instead of regular pizza sauce will make the workers think its for indian people so they wont immediately realize its a prank pizza like if you were to order a pizza with everything or with no cheese and sauce.

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I had an everything 'za one time when my friend had a coupon for infinite free toppings and I'm pretty sure it's way more disgusting than anchovy bread would be
Pizza with three pounds of stuff on top is totally soaked in both water and grease, which is not only gross but ruins the dough, plus it's salty as fuck from all the meats + 'chovies