I stole my mom's dildo and have been using it for over a month because it's genuinely the best toy I've ever used.Then, i found out that it was modeled after my dad

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Chud 06/19/26 (Fri) 15:58:45 №16507155 [Quote]

I stole my mom's dildo and have been using it for over a month because it's genuinely the best toy I've ever used.

Then, i found out that it was modeled after my dad

Gigachad 06/19/26 (Fri) 16:00:11 №16507175 [Quote]

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, how could you tell?

Story time Alicia 06/19/26 (Fri) 16:01:08 №16507183 [Quote]

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When I was a kid I used my (step)moms dildo and I didn't know how to clean so I got shit on it luckily I know how to do that now.

Moral of story: don't get shit on your moms dildo im trans btw

Chud 06/19/26 (Fri) 16:01:10 №16507185 [Quote]

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>using this coal to power my steam engine instead of posting it onto the log

Chud 06/19/26 (Fri) 16:01:12 №16507186 [Quote]

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I am the creator of Poopson. This is my face. Beware. This reply is meant to be created at the right moment and the right time and the right thread. The CIA will attempt to slide this thread, and you will forget about me later, just like the dust of time.

Beware.

Chud 06/19/26 (Fri) 16:01:48 №16507194 [Quote]

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>>16507183

Chud 06/19/26 (Fri) 16:03:31 №16507220 [Quote]

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Good thread

Chud 06/19/26 (Fri) 16:07:38 №16507256 [Quote]

>>16507183
Geeeeeeeeeeeg

Chud 06/19/26 (Fri) 16:09:09 №16507274 [Quote]

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>>16507183

Chud 06/19/26 (Fri) 16:12:17 №16507319 [Quote]

neturalpliersois what is this

Chud 06/19/26 (Fri) 16:13:29 №16507327 [Quote]

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>Good thread
^bad nas

Chud 06/19/26 (Fri) 16:14:35 №16507337 [Quote]

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>When I was a kid I used my (step)moms dildo and I didn't know how to clean so I got shit on it luckily I know how to do that now.
>
>Moral of story: don't get shit on your moms dildo im trans btw

Chud 06/19/26 (Fri) 16:46:38 №16507635 [Quote]

r/twosentencehorror

Chud 06/19/26 (Fri) 16:50:01 №16507664 [Quote]

>>16507155 (OP)
>Then, i found out that it was modeled after my dad
how?

Chud 06/19/26 (Fri) 17:01:56 №16507750 [Quote]

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