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Title explains everything. Wish me luck, or don't.
Full volume.

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1 second in, it hurts.

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1 minute in. It's getting bearable.
I tried preparing myself with loud music.
Is it multiplying?

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Nusoi this isn't gonna be good for you stop right now

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Every time i try to hear the other sound (there's a weaker banging-like sound) it sounds like the main sound is multiplying.

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>>16505064
It's for soyence.
And for gegs.

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i hope this is bait

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'g therapy

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>>16505073
Not bait. I'm actually doing this.

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>>16505075
Do this

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you will regret this when you are 40 and have severe tinnitus

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im playing electric wizard in the background and they actually kinda synced

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>>16505099
If i even make it out. I'm afraid of becoming deaf, but fears are just fears.

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New sound at six minutes? Sounds like a helicopter.

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Only at the start, now it's a "brbrbrbrbr" sound. Like a washing machine.

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It's not as bad as i imagined. 7 minutes in. I'm getting bored, but i can't distract myself.

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>>16505133
rate my 'toss

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>>16505140
It's funny, although i couldn't hear what Nophono said due to the 'g.
9 minutes in.

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>>16505147
ace attorney music at start, waxwork graveyard death theme starts at 5 seconds in, that's the audio

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My throat has a weird feeling. Does 'g make you physically sick?
Still 9 minutes in.

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If this isn't a larp you will be spending a lot of money on hearing aids in the future, quit while you can still hear.

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10 minutes.
Thought it got quieter, but it just turns out my phone lowered it for my safety.

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I'm sorry, i'm too weak to continue. I hear weird and my ears feel like they're bleeding.

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At 11 minutes, another sound came. It sounded like a fart.

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i like stimming to 'g

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11 Minutes of 'g exposure:
Ringing ears (it won't stop)
Weird hearing (like blug blug whenever i talk)

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Weird hearing stopped, ringing didn't.
I think i gave myself tinnitus.
It's the fucking jarty's fault.

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awesome bait mane

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>>16505175
BaitGOD

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Nobody fucking believes that you’re listening to it at full volume. You’d literally go deaf. Nobody is that stupid.
‘G is unbearable even when it’s played for a second.

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>>16505180
>>16505177
>>16505176
I was serious, but after 11 minutes i stopped.
>unbearable
What? It's unpleasant, not unbearable. Might be because i listen to loud music, but it's not that bad.

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>Nobody fucking believes that you’re listening to it at full volume. You’d literally go deaf. Nobody is that stupid.
>‘G is unbearable even when it’s played for a second.

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>>16505189
Nigga if you’re not lying and you’ve been blasting ‘g at full volume you’re probably already deaf

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>>Nobody fucking believes that you’re listening to it at full volume. You’d literally go deaf. Nobody is that stupid.
>>‘G is unbearable even when it’s played for a second.

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>>16505195
Not really. Try it for one minute, it gets bearable. I did get a sttong ringing, but overall it only increased the permanent ringing i had since i was a kid by a little bit.

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>>>Nobody fucking believes that you’re listening to it at full volume. You’d literally go deaf. Nobody is that stupid.
>>>‘G is unbearable even when it’s played for a second.

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>>16505200
YOU’RE LITERALLY FUCKING DEAF. LISTENING TO ‘G FOR 11 MINUTES AT FULL BLAST WILL MAKE YOU DEAF.
Good job op you’ve incurred PERMANENT HEARING LOSS to get a few (you)s on this shitty turd of a website. ‘G should unironically be banned.

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>>16505204
I'm not deaf, i'm telling you dude. It only gave me a bit of ringing. My hearing is back to normal (apart from the ringing), 'g isn't that bad.

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You know what? Fuck it all. I'm gonna break my record. Just to prove that 'g is not that bad.

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Starting now.

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>>16505210
deaf cope. I really really really hope you’re baiting me and you didn’t actually do this. Please tell me this is a troll. Please tell me this is bait. If people are actually dumb enough to deafen themselves via prolonged ‘g exposure it’s time to shut this website down

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>>16505214
Not baiting. Don't shut it down yet, i want to achieve 20 minutes.

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>>16505218
Think i'll have ruined my hearing enough to never be drafted after this.

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‘g almost gave me a heart attack when I first encountered it and I was utterly unprepared.
Don’t fucking go deaf to get a few (you)s during dead hours it’s not worth it.

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Send this aryan supersoldier with no ear protection to Iran and witness the magic

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>>16505221
It's not about the (you)s. It's about the soyence.

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>>16505222
Do this. They'd save like 3 dollars on ear protection

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4 minutes. Nothing new, i've already gotten here. My hands are trembling. Fear, or excitement?

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>>16505224
Studies (and Snopes) show that listening to ‘g can cause rapid ear tissue degeneration… soon you WILL look like an earless jak

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>>16505233
I'll cut my hair off and grow a stubble. FUCK

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'g gave me temporary tinnitus once

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It hit me. Brrrr sound back again

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>>16505236
I already had minor tinnitus before, but i'm going big. 6 minutes i think.

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>>16505231
You’re going to have a fucking seizure or a stroke. Stop. Now. Reflect on your decisions.
Look back on this post 30 years from now and realize i saved your fucking life and how indebted you are to me.

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I did what I could. It’s your funeral OP. I’m going to sleep.

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I wouldn't mind dying, if it meant dying for shits and giggles. That's a huge goal of mine, i only live for gegs because i have nothing else.

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>>16505241
Good night. And in case i don't see you, good morning.

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9 minutes. I've already heard everything there is to hear. Kind of getting boring, but that record won't break itself.
Ear pain is back.

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10 minutes. Almost back to the record. I'm kind of getting sleepy, since i always play something loud to sleep and i just tried to sleep.
Audio restarted

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never mind op is a genius. he’s trying to become the next Beethoven by intentionally becoming deaf.
Godspeed.

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>>16505255
Maybe that'll happen. Or i'll be on the news and get this shit shut down. But i wouldn't want to be on the news, since that'll rape all my opsec.

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12 minutes. I broke my record!
No ear pain, i still hear fine.

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13 minutes. Bored as hell. Could call it quits but 13 isn't a nice number.

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14 minutes. Still bored. Audio restarted again, 'g is 14 minutes. Shitting sound this time

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15 minutes. Just 5 more minutes until i get to the desired point.

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16 minutes. 4

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17 minutes. Audio reset soon, only thing i'm looking forward to.

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18 minutes. 2 more.

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19 minutes. Time passes faster than expected.

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Stopped right at the 20 minute mark. I feel weird. I'm crying, for some reason.

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There's no ringing. None at all. 'g literally cured my childhood tinnitus. What the hell? I'm so confused.

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>>16505314
how do you feel having accomplished the impossible

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>>16505319
I don't know. It feels weird. Nothing permanent.

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Huh. There IS ringing. It sounds like "geeegeeeegeeeg" Kind of like pepe taunting me forever for being a retarded soyteen.
Don't break my record, i only did this because i won't have a future anyways.

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MEDS AND BBC HE'S GOING INTO 'G OVERDOSE

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>>16505343
Sorry man, i've stopped at 20 minutes.
I kind of regret it, i've got medium tinnitus now.



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