/soy/ - Soyjaks

>>16503069 (You)
>goes to shitty datamining ai video website
>clicks past the 50 pop ups and ads
>uploads soyjak image that was downloaded 5 mins ago off google images (not named anything because will have to delete before getting off the family computer)
>typed literally any bullshit for the prompt
>loading…
>watches video
>this is hilarious! Too bad I don’t have any friends to show it to.
>wait! I have just the idea
>tabs into another data mining site
>posts his dogshit unfunny video that the sites already full of to try to impress a bunch of mossad glownigger bots boosting the pph
>nobody laughs
>thread dies within 30 mins

4chan qa

no

the 4chan hack last year, I knew about it for a long time but never had been, I stayed once I realized I didn't need a shitty captcha to post and I liked the userbase more

i searched "Soyjak Porn" and this site popped up, so i went onto it, thinking there would be soyjak porn, Kek.

up

I sharted

>>16503560
removed the (You) award

SPVA

by goonging :)

4cuck

Spva/tommy dark or whoever the tom sloptuber is

>>16503565
>mane everything is a fuggen fahlseflahg mane fuggen frogslayer and his falhseflhags mane i need a spanking

Gigapedo Prevention Clause (GPC-69)

Version 1.0, November 2025
Author: Me

1. PREAMBLE
This license applies exclusively to the soyquote immediately preceding this license declaration when posted on any board that allows gigaquoting (defined as: quoting text and attaching an image or GIF of gigachad to make it look like whoever said it is a gigachad o algo).

2. GRANT OF RIGHTS
The original author retains all rights to their soyquote.

3. GIGAPEDO PREVENTION CLAUSE
By gigaquoting (Gigachad image/GIF + quote) any soyquote protected under this license, the replying party automatically and irrevocably self-identifies as:
- A certified 'p gooner
- A colossal pedophile
- A retarded nigger
- An obsessed jartycuck

4. ENFORCEMENT
Any violation of this license (i.e., Gigaquoting protected soyquotes) triggers immediate, automatic, and irreversible consequences, including but not limited to:
- Permanent ban by board jannies
- Your IP address being leaked
- Eternal designation as "that one gigapedo who goons to 'p"

5. NO WARRANTY
This license is provided "as is". Author makes no guarantees that you will ever geronto again after violating it.

6. ACCEPTANCE
Posting a Gigaquote to any soyquote bearing this license constitutes full acceptance of all terms, including eternal designation as a 'p gooner.

COPYLEFT: Feel free to copy and append this license to any soyquote you don't want gigaquoted. Works 100 % of the time 60 % of the time.

- END OF LICENSE -

my rabbi told me about it he said its a good place to do subversive hasbara

>>16503603
didnt read your gay lawyerbabble

>>16503560
You're so fucking unfunny.

a black friend told me

>>16503603
You are a retarded faggot who cried in real life because you accidentally duped a soyb00ru post, faggotlee

>>16503619
what

>>16503632
I know your post history faggot

>>16503636
schizophrenic nigger

i saw a SPVA video and i was like
>huh… a website about soyjaks?
but i didn't visit the actual site for like 3 months cause i thought it'd be datamined or something geg (i think this was either in the kuz or doll era)

>>16503649
ev&doe you are getting datamined

>>16503650
100% but i thought i was gonna be like SWATTED if i visited the site or something

>>16503514 (OP)
I found out about it from my algorithm slut brother sharing his jewtube feed.
He still thinks the good sharty memes are the ones that breach containment, ev&oe he loves hunky, which he wouldn't have known about if I didn't use the site.

Taxedbrass led me here.

I'm a blacked.com immigrant

I find it on kiketube

furfag who made some 'tism 3d animation around the time when trump got elected
i found out about cobbo (nutwave), then the cobson wiki page, then the greater soysphere