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What’s it like being outside of a basement?

are you eating rats

Tarkpedo Prevention Clause (TPC-69)

Version 1.0, June 2026
Author: Me

1. PREAMBLE
This license applies exclusively to the post immediately preceding this license declaration when posted on any board that allows tarkaryanquoting (defined as: quoting text and attaching Tarkaryan.mp4 to be an annoying little shit).

2. GRANT OF RIGHTS
The original author retains all rights to their post.

3. TARKPEDO PREVENTION CLAUSE
By tarkquoting (Tarkaryan.mp4 + sage and quote ) any post protected under this license, the replying party automatically and irrevocably self-identifies as:
- A certified 'p gooner
- A colossal pedophile
- A retarded nigger
- An obsessed jartycuck

4. ENFORCEMENT
Any violation of this license (i.e., Tarkquoting protected posts) triggers immediate, automatic, and irreversible consequences, including but not limited to:
- Permanent ban by board jannies
- Your IP address being leaked
- Eternal designation as "that one tarkpedo who goons to 'p"

5. NO WARRANTY
This license is provided "as is". Author makes no guarantees that you will ever geronto again after violating it.

6. ACCEPTANCE
Posting a Tarkquote to any post bearing this license constitutes full acceptance of all terms, including eternal designation as a 'p gooner.

COPYLEFT: Feel free to copy and append this license to any post you don't want tarkaryanquoted. Works 100 % of the time 60 % of the time.

– END OF LICENSE –

is the basement cold or hot

Is there poopooo? (SERIOUS QUESTION)

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▶Chud Just now №16501939[Quote] [Voice Chat]
hi, so umm im in a basement
ask me anything.

▶Chud Just now №16501943[Quote]
What’s it like being outside of a basement?

▶Chud Just now №16501944[Quote]
are you eating rats

▶Chud Just now №16501945[Quote]
Tarkpedo Prevention Clause (TPC-69)

Version 1.0, June 2026
Author: Me

1. PREAMBLE
This license applies exclusively to the post immediately preceding this license declaration when posted on any board that allows tarkaryanquoting (defined as: quoting text and attaching Tarkaryan.mp4 to be an annoying little shit).

2. GRANT OF RIGHTS
The original author retains all rights to their post.

3. TARKPEDO PREVENTION CLAUSE
By tarkquoting (Tarkaryan.mp4 + sage and quote ) any post protected under this license, the replying party automatically and irrevocably self-identifies as:
- A certified 'p gooner
- A colossal pedophile
- A retarded nigger
- An obsessed jartycuck

4. ENFORCEMENT
Any violation of this license (i.e., Tarkquoting protected posts) triggers immediate, automatic, and irreversible consequences, including but not limited to:
- Permanent ban by board jannies
- Your IP address being leaked
- Eternal designation as "that one tarkpedo who goons to 'p"

5. NO WARRANTY
This license is provided "as is". Author makes no guarantees that you will ever geronto again after violating it.

6. ACCEPTANCE
Posting a Tarkquote to any post bearing this license constitutes full acceptance of all terms, including eternal designation as a 'p gooner.

COPYLEFT: Feel free to copy and append this license to any post you don't want tarkaryanquoted. Works 100 % of the time 60 % of the time.

– END OF LICENSE –


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>>16501946
it's so cold….

>>16501947
there was no toilet available
so i take a dump on the ground, now everything stinks

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