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>I love my shitty ongezellig website, haha mymy soyjak! Speaking of soyjaks… how's that soyjak website doing?
<Welcome to the party! And who might you be?
>My name is Mud, and how is y- waow! 500PPH? That's the same amount that the Zarty gets in a week!
<Yes, I've done a good job with this.
>You know Froot, if you hire me as developer… I can help you exploit it for money.
<How?
>You're going to resign and give me the site a year down the line, and in return ill give you 40% of the profit.
<I understand, but why a year?
>So we can prepare the site, lets artificially create a new hostile splinter, something we can waste resources on and distract the soyim with.
<How are we going to do that?
>We have april fools coming up, do you know the story of 4chan's /mlpol/ board?
<Wasn't that for the 2017 april fools?
>Yes, and the result of it was the obliteration of /pol/ culture and it helped /mlp/cuckas post their brimstone and be chuddy at the same time.
<I understand, and you want us to do that with the Sharty. But what group?
>The neo-kuzists of course, your dekolymafication of the site worked so well that they're the most underrepresented group.
<How will we do that?
>A nu-kolyma, but make it look nicer, a new UI that's less snarky and more snappy, change the colors, ban cross-posting and let kolymacucks from gurochan and heyuri project their fetishes, be sure to advertise it in their respective 'cords.
<But won't that make a new group of nuswahs that'll end up splintering off once the april fools is over?
>Exactly, and then we can declare them our #1 enemy. Just like Al-Qaeda.
<I understand, but how will this help us make money?
>Because whilst everyone is distracted, I can begin developing surveillance tools for the federal agents, and considering we're platforming failtrolls they're going to love our data.
<You're turning my website into a honeypot so you can exploit it for money?
>Exactly.
<What happens once I give it to you?
>We overrun it with the same coal that made that splinter, just slower. We can help artificially platform some namefags, that way migrants come up. Afterall, normgroids are more susceptible to ironypoisoning than oldgods.
<What will you do about the oldsois fighting back?
>The aforementioned coal should help demoralize them, but we can get the trannitors to derail the thread, also make sure to dialate over snca leaks, that'll cause the soyim to balloon nothing burgers, which will demoralize people further.
<I see.

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>>I love my shitty ongezellig website, haha mymy soyjak! Speaking of soyjaks… how's that soyjak website doing?
><Welcome to the party! And who might you be?
>>My name is Mud, and how is y- waow! 500PPH? That's the same amount that the Zarty gets in a week!
><Yes, I've done a good job with this.
>>You know Froot, if you hire me as developer… I can help you exploit it for money.
><How?
>>You're going to resign and give me the site a year down the line, and in return ill give you 40% of the profit.
><I understand, but why a year?
>>So we can prepare the site, lets artificially create a new hostile splinter, something we can waste resources on and distract the soyim with.
><How are we going to do that?
>>We have april fools coming up, do you know the story of 4chan's /mlpol/ board?
><Wasn't that for the 2017 april fools?
>>Yes, and the result of it was the obliteration of /pol/ culture and it helped /mlp/cuckas post their brimstone and be chuddy at the same time.
><I understand, and you want us to do that with the Sharty. But what group?
>>The neo-kuzists of course, your dekolymafication of the site worked so well that they're the most underrepresented group.
><How will we do that?
>>A nu-kolyma, but make it look nicer, a new UI that's less snarky and more snappy, change the colors, ban cross-posting and let kolymacucks from gurochan and heyuri project their fetishes, be sure to advertise it in their respective 'cords.
><But won't that make a new group of nuswahs that'll end up splintering off once the april fools is over?
>>Exactly, and then we can declare them our #1 enemy. Just like Al-Qaeda.
><I understand, but how will this help us make money?
>>Because whilst everyone is distracted, I can begin developing surveillance tools for the federal agents, and considering we're platforming failtrolls they're going to love our data.
><You're turning my website into a honeypot so you can exploit it for money?
>>Exactly.
><What happens once I give it to you?
>>We overrun it with the same coal that made that splinter, just slower. We can help artificially platform some namefags, that way migrants come up. Afterall, normgroids are more susceptible to ironypoisoning than oldgods.
><What will you do about the oldsois fighting back?
>>The aforementioned coal should help demoralize them, but we can get the trannitors to derail the thread, also make sure to dialate over snca leaks, that'll cause the soyim to balloon nothing burgers, which will demoralize people further.
><I see.

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GEG THEY REALLY SAID DIS

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>>16501772 (OP)
this happenend i was there

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>>16501772 (OP)
fact flood

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>>16501772 (OP)
what the jews dont want you to see

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