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m.umma j.an.ny please do'nt let hindupho.b.ia win. Bloody b.enchod son of bi.t.ch janny i fuck you bloody! You are the mother fu.k.er!
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guys what the fuck do i do i don't have space for 60 fucking cows

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they called me like 2 hours ago asking where i was so i could pick up the cows are they gonna sue me or some shit

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>>16501659 (OP)
kill and eat them

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>>16501659 (OP)
give them to me

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Give them to quote

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>>16501685
>we're here to give you stuff and if you don't we will sue you

what a good problem to have

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>>16501659 (OP)
just tell dem you dont have any where to put the cows and cant take them

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>>16501694
>>16501699
>>16501701
guys stop fucking joking around i'm being serious
>>16501705
i don't have the space for cows and i don't have money for a lawsuit
>>16501711
it's legally binding, i HAVE to take the cows

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>>16501721
ok so take the cows and sell them o algo

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>>16501721
Can't you just contact the government our something also are you like a farmer or just some average city person

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>>16501730
*OR something

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how did you even get in this situation

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a lot of jurisdictions have antiquated laws around rights of passage and rights of pasture, try and find something around that

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>>16501724
how the fuck am i gonna sell them when i can't even aquire them
>>16501730
i was fucking around on trading futures and forgot to close my position i don't think the government is gonna help because they're just gonna say it's my fault? is there a way to like donate them or something i can do?

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>>16501741
contact a lawyer immediately, like right now

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>>16501746
i don't even know what kind of lawyer to call the only ones i know of are divorce lawyers and injury lawyers AND it's 6 pm where i live i'm freaking the fuck out i'm gonna get sued or some shit i'm actually fucked

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>make burgers out of them or something

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>>16501756
probably a solicitor that deals in civil cases, just someone you can advise you on what to do. if you cant take the cows, you cant take the cows, thats really it

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>>16501762
*someone who can advise you

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>>16501659 (OP)
The hell are we supposed to do

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which one is your mother

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>>16501659 (OP)
Sucks to be you, geg

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How did this happen nusoi

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Post a pic of the cows when you get em

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>>16501659 (OP)
fucking geeeeeeg

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just let them in your backyard, or integrate them in your neighborhood
even better paint them white and give all of them a tie and later convince the neighborhood overlord that they are indeed refined white gentleman with an above average salary that are looking for a residence in a well established household where they can live peacefully and contribute for the community

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>60 COWS
>SIXTY FUCKING COWS
>SIXTYY

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We should start sending cows to troons we dox

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>>16501922
>Screenshot_20260618_154952_Chrome.jpg

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>>16501954
i took a screenshot from the 'ki video on the racerneem page because i dont have any photos of him

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hire a cattle transport and drive out to the middle of no where and dump them

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>>16501659 (OP)
Unironically, you could probably get in touch with a lawyer that could help with resources on how to sell them fast and what to do, cows are expensive and you could make a lot of money on this. In the meantime while that processes it might be worth taking out a loan just to buy a massive area of land with grass on it to put a barbed wire fence around it. Then sell them all at auction or something.

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>>16501983
We would need trustfund baby with like 6 gorrilian fuck you money to do that for us though.

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They really should ban tards from trading futures or options

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>>16501863
This or it’s bait, funny bait doe

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marge is there a way for niggers to shadowban you?
I keep getting integ check fails



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