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>The Flawless Pitch for DEADNICKEL BABY: RISE OF THE ANB
Act I: The Coming-of-Age Indie Drama
>The movie kicks off in July 2014 in the scenic, agricultural backdrop of Kpeyiborme, Ghana. Our protagonist, a toddler, is just living his best life, making friends with the local farm animals, and effortlessly earning the playground moniker "Deadnickel!"—because nothing says "relatable childhood nickname" like a dead piece of legal tender.The cinematography here is highly stylized, sun-drenched, and completely misleads the audience into thinking they are watching a heartwarming festival darling.
Act II: The Hardest Genre Pivot in Cinema History.
>Suddenly, the director throws out the indie-drama playbook. Enter the father, Gideon Abotsi. Following a domestic argument with his wife, the film adapts the grim July 18, 2014 news incident involving a machete.In a completely tone-deaf, Hollywood-style rewrite of real life, Deadnickel miraculously survives the attack because our script requires a sequel.
Act III: The Superhero Awakening (3 Days Later)
>Exactly 72 hours after being admitted to the hospital, logic goes completely out the window. A freak lightning bolt strikes the medical ward, granting Deadnickel immense electrical superpowers.He sheds his mortal identity to become "The ANB" (which we will leave entirely unexplained to keep the fan forums guessing).The Climax: Absolute RevengeThe finale sees ANB using his newly minted lightning powers to track down Gideon, breaking him out of police custody just to stage an epic, CGI-heavy showdown in the middle of a thunderstorm.It’s tasteful, it’s logically sound, and it definitely won't get completely eviscerated by critics.
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*india impressed*
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absolute cinema
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I cant read
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I can read