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>>16496918>>16497185read these before they slide it
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>>16498904 (OP)the 8th seal is in the centre, it is a slopjak amalgamation.
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>>16498947poopson must at least contain
'o
something sexual
a corrupt giga
a corrupt admin
cobson
'p
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What if there's only 6?
Doesn't matter. This mustn't be discussed until /poop/ exists, because poopson WILL kill the board it's made in, and if there has to be one it shouldn't be any of the unsuspecting ones.
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>>16498929There are many things adjacent that were not shown, but I feel like they are very easy to determine based on their groups. O' is likely paired with 'G for example. If we narrow it down from there, we will know what the final seal is, but this will bring us even closer to poopson being real.
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>>16498953you are missing some context. the Spadeson and Rapeson in particular are in reference to the first apperance of a Poopson Seal (it had a giant cock that wrapped around its body with a bursting, bleeding testicle that was tied in knots alongside dripping shit and cum). The Giga is either in reference to gigaquoting something you should not or the Nugget Giga from yesterday, or both. Somehow it will feature Quote or Admin 6, or both.
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discussing poopson is probably one
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>>16499032poopson works like exodia o algo
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>>16498955'o made from AI's interpretation of what 'g would look like?
I'm starting to get really scared xaars…
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>>16499074that is only a component, but yeah. its likely 'O made of the image that will be poopson, alongside it being 'G, featuring a giga, corrupt admin, something incredibly sexual, bibisi (because of spadeson), something related to trannies and zillyjaks (or is a tranny zillyjak). It will likely use the first form of poopson as its base (the one with the exploding testicle thats based on the soytan futa art)
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>>16499088The 8th seal does not exist.
God sealed poopson, 777 = God's number.
It'd only make sense if there were 7 seals.
But where do the other 7s come in?
7 for Poopson,
7 for Admin 6,
7 for Clamstaples?
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>>16499100THERES THREMBO SEALS
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>>16499103that would be less than 7 but we believe there's more than 7 maybe thrembo +1
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>>16499103does this mean that there is a thrembo seal that can bring forth admin thrembo and stop poopson, or does it just mean theres a secret seal the 6th and 7th position?
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>>16499114One seal is false, a liar. A decoy made to make every attempt fail.
It's not long until they find out which is fake..
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My only insight here is that poopson doesn't have visible 'p, but embedded 'p. It would be designed to have maximum negative effect while also staying up for as long as possible
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>>16499117No 7th seal, the 7th is a decoy.
There are only thrembo seals. But who sealed poopson? Are we in a cycle?
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>>16499119Maybe that's why the 'teen was willing to reveal the seals…
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>>16499119>>16499123Which one could it be? all of them make perfect sense to me, although that's likely by design.
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>>16499133Could it be admin 6?
This would possibly validate the admin thrembo is admin 6 post-death theory, the energy of Thrembo is preventing it from being poopson.
It is most definitely not 'o.
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>>16499123Could the cult of Chood tie into this? they worshipped Chood and the Thrembo specifically, but never elaborated past it.
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>>16499150That doesn't make sense. The sheer thrembo energy would severely weaken poopson, this is allegedly how Thrembo sealed poopson in a few seconds.
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>>16499158Maybe. They're long gone, aren't they? It seems like they all just… vanished.
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>>16499165Will this also be how Thrembo reseals poopson and defeats Admin 6? this would tie into both dis
>>16499153 and dis
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>>16499165Poopson would want to emerge with admin thrembo if possible, thoughbeit. There, it has the highest chance of overpowering him since there's no chance of a deliberate counter (with the current theory that admin thrembo will emerge as a counter to admin 6 and poopson)
Now that I think about it, maybe poop 2 is involved somehow, since the CIA is trying so hard to cover it up.
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>>16499172Their top nemesis is Admin 6… and therefore… Poopson…
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>>16499175A schizo posted that he had just discovered the recipe for Poop 2 before this thread was made…
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>>16499173Perhaps.
If a duel is destined between Thrembo and 6, i believe this is how the birth of Thrembo will go.
Something will split 6 in half.
But what could be strong enough to do that? And who would be willing to?
After that, the part that couldn't survive dies.
This would start the birth of Thrembo.
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>>16499185Was poop 2 more important than the seals? Was this thread made by the CIA as another attempt to cover up poop 2??? It's working damn well if so. I don't wanna go at OP if this theory is false, but the fate of all life on earth is at stake, so…
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>>16499185Poop 2? But how? /poop/ scientists have been trying for decades to find it.
We need to find him.
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>>16499193>>16499195Its here, although there was no response, so this could be another CIA Gayop.
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>>16499181Could they have gone into hiding?
If Thrembo really lived back then.. Where is he now?
I must investigate this.
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>>16499193I think it might be a component of the seals, like I said earlier not everything on the seals are explicitly shown aldoe they are implied via the mention of "Things adjacent" to the positions of the seals.
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>>16499175Every force has an opposite.
6 = Thrembo
Poopson = ?
Poop 2 = ?
Clamstaples = Poopson?
Poop 2 = Coal 2?
Theory after theory.. But i still feel that something is missing.
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>>16499215gemson
food 2
Idk about the rest
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>>16499203Hold on, let me put my Soyence cap on. second lowest mineral rating is called a Singularity, and worse than it is Vantadeath, which is total black death. Absolute Nothingness. Like the heat death of the universe. Its opposite force is a Supernova, which leads into a Gemuby. Is Gemuby a big-bang sort of function? The only thing that can cancel out absolute nothingness is creation. This might explain the cyclical nature of things that we are seeming to uncover, aldoe there is much missing from this.
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>>16499215Opposite is a bit misleading. More like, counterbalance. Yin and yang. They exist side by side, with some similarities, but are ultimately different. Poop is a huge component of Poopson… so hypothetically… holy shit. Admin Thrembo NEEDS Poop 2.
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>>16499240we are getting so close to the TRVTH, but I fear we risk grave danger in doing this. What if this brings forth poopson?
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>>16499240We have to get Poop 2. But we have no labs and the schizo is gone!
It's looking really bad…
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>>16499252have faith… dont let the thread slide… keep BVMPing AND theorizing…
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>>16499249Then i will fight him off. Even if i am just a soyentist. For /poop/… No, for the sharty.
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>>16499249I've made something.
It might just be it, so I'll blur it and see what you all think.
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>>16499282We may be fucked.
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>>16499290I'm so fucking scared…
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>>16499290that is not quite it, but that's damned close… It strikes fear into my soul. It is like feeling the wind stop just before a tornado forms.
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>>16499290I get a mild headache, but only when looking at the image
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THE RECIPE TO POOP2 HAS BEEN DISCOVERED CHECK THE POOP2 THREAD
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>>16499252WE HAVE IT WE HAVE IT WE HAVE IT WE HAVE IT
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>>16499352where is the thread xaar i can't find it
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>>16499391IT'S FUCKING SENTIENT
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>>16499391 HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS REAL
>>16496663 (OP) ITS HERE
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It really was fate…
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>>16499445There are two starting points, once the minerals intersect and merge, there must be poop 2. See dis
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>>16499478'oodism is the root of poopson?
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>>16499443I'm trying this.
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>>16499484I'm really not sure how it ties up, maybe the Choodists bore it to represent them keeping away the knowledge that will bring about poopson? It would make sense since their No.1 enemy is Admin 6.
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>>16499495Be careful… we don't want to unleash
Him №16499537[Quote]
>>16499495I can't… I can't do this. Something greater than me is stopping me…
I'm sorry, everyone.
Poop 2 is unconfirmed.
I can't feel my face..
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My face hurts.. My vision is going blank… It might be the end for me.. There's bumps on my head..
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CLAMSTAPLES IS COMING AND IT IS COMING
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>>16499445the recipe for Poop 2 is shockingly similar to the seals this goes way deeper than any of us thought
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this thread is very autism coded
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>>16499585 (OP)It's been posted.