/soy/ - Soyjaks

Do not listen to the jarty music! i was on soyjak party, as i usually was, and i noticed alot of people hating on some site called "The Jarty". I was confused, because i didnt know what the "Jarty" was. I decided to search "Jarty" on google, and their werent many results, but i found a link to a youtube video seeming to be music, named "Jarty", I clicked on it, and the music was ass. i checked the comments, everyone was telling me to look at the description of the video, so i did. There was a link to soyjak party, but the 3 words were scrambled.. into Jak Party . Soy? i clicked on it, thinking itll just be a redirect, but i found a entirely new imageboard. I got curious, and checked the first board.. and it was all 'P! i screamed "DOCTOOOOS" in shock! suddenly, i heard knocking at my door. i went over to the door in the room, and i opened it, outside, was a fat black man, with big red lips, with black short hair. he also had a black and blue shirt on, he was hanging from the sky by a rope, i i looked out of the door, and up. and i saw the rope going far above the clouds. But he was not dead.. (continue dis o algo mi lazy. mi esl and write like caca)