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File: concerned soyjak innawoods.png πŸ“₯︎ (101.41 KB, 1100x900) ImgOps

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Soyjak has gotten lost innawoods. He doesn't have much time before the sun sets and he wants to get out. But where to start? He can barely see 30 feet ahead. Help him find his way home, or into trouble.
First reply with dubs or trips gets to decide what Soyjak does and where it leads him.

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mpa bulls own you

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Run west and hope for the best

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stand still and watch

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climb a tree

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eat a root

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boil a root

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throw a rock

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rape root

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BBC

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try to find roots

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>>16488977
oh my god

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watch 'zellig

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eat random mushrooms until something happens

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>>16488905 (OP)
Bibisi

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>>16488905 (OP)
🐝🐝🌊

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stick a bibisi in root

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stick root in bibisi

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Bbc

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>>16488999
3 times

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do something featuring a bbc

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>>16488977
>>16488988
>>16488999
3 times alongside counting up from 7 im trans btw

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boil bbc

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>>16488905 (OP)
Suck on bibisi

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Bbc

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>>16489011
Thats a valid variant btw

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>>16489009
Omega sentience

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>>16489011
4 times

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boil root on bbc

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Bounce on bbc

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boil bbc in root

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BBC

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Take bbc up booty

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>>16489022
5 times

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find bbc

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dont eat bbc

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>>16488905 (OP)
Swallow bbc cum

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Bbc

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Vore a bbc

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>>16489033
6 times

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Look for bbc

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Take care of bbc

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>>16488905 (OP)
THIS IS NOW A BBC THREAD

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bbc

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look for tiny bbc

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Bbc2

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>>16488977
Soyjak heard some rustling in a bush and dear god, the BIBISI was hiding in there. Soyjak is desperately trying to remain calm and not panic.
Next dubs decide what he does

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he kills the bbc

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he boils bbc alive

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He decapitates a bbc

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Soyak uses his BWC to defeat the bibisi

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>>16489045
Vore the bbc

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shoot the nigger

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move directly upwards

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Soyak throws poop at nigger

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i wonder how long will OP have the patience to do dis

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File: bibisea dissection and decap.png πŸ“₯︎ (96.03 KB, 1300x800) ImgOps

>>16489055
Soyjak has overwhelmed the nigger and decapitated him, he cut off the bibisi and makes the niggerhead look at his shamefully lost bibisi, as the last thing he'll ever see

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draw a chart on bbc

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>>16489115
now that he has defeated the bibisi, what does he do next? (not taking anymore bbc replies after its defeat)
next dubs decide

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make a bbc sabre

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>>16489127
fly directly upwards and into the sky

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grow a third leg

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make bbc horse

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grow a second head

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eat lettuce

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He finds a BWC

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File: eating soyjak.png πŸ“₯︎ (73.42 KB, 600x600) ImgOps

>>16489166
Soyjak was very lucky to find some greenery that was actually edible in these woods. It's not exactly what he'd consider dinner, but it'll do. He notices it's getting darker quickly, and he should find shelter.
Where does he go to sleep for the night in these woods?

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>>16489190
next dubs, you know the drill

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plot a course on bbc

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dodis

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>>16489198
>>16489199
nice try faggot but >>16489127

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>>16489193
Bwc walks up behind him

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he goes into OPs home

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>>16489190
Big Indian bull approaches him

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>>16489190
Under a tree that a troon acked from

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File: soyjak finds farm.png πŸ“₯︎ (833.38 KB, 1000x800) ImgOps

>>16489211
Our hero happens upon a farm, just as the light is about to completely disappear for the remainder of this heckin arbitrary 24 hour cycle. He can barely make out anything but there seems to be some weirdo in the field.
Next dubs, you know the drill

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>>16489244
A giant 20 inch bwc is inserted into his anus

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he rapes OP for not accepting my wholesome navigational proposal

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>>16489053
He sucks Sayori’s BWC

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File: me rayped by soyjak.png πŸ“₯︎ (48.13 KB, 1493x1237) ImgOps

>>16489266
AAAAAAAGGHHHHH Soyjak is raping me helphelphelphelp
next dubs decide how this goes

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>>16489308
Kys ddlc wigga

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>>16489309
He calls his bestie Larry Fink to kill goyim

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>>16489310
Das not me doe

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>>16489308
end your life ddlc nigger

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>>16489308
self immolate ddlc wigga

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File: soyjak calls larry fink.png πŸ“₯︎ (124.76 KB, 2000x1290) ImgOps

>>16489311
"Mr Fink, I raped OP after he didn't follow YHWH's instruction to let me in. He is a fucking goy and must be obliterated" Shortly after hearing Fink hang up, a great blue beam descends from the sky, and Mr Fink's patented Goy Deletion beam destroyed my humble abode. I hope you're satisfied soyjak
Next dubs decide

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he goes into OPs home and pretends to be xim

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File: grinning gapejak in ruins.png πŸ“₯︎ (33.14 KB, 1000x1100) ImgOps

>>16489355
Soyjak raided the kitchen and to get fat enough to pass as me. He's extremely satisfied with himself after having me and my home obliterated. He is exploring the ruins of my once great farmhouse, where embers still glow in places and the smoke hasn't cleared out yet
Next dubs decide what he finds in my home

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he finds little gimpjak tied up in OPs basement, for some reason

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dodis

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He sucks Sayori’s BWC

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>>16489378
he went down to OPs basemt to find a teleportaion device

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>>16489397
IP grabber

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who is sayori, is this sayori?

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>>16489388
>>16489387
Soyjak, disguised as me finds an Imp in a gimpsuit tied up with rope in my basement, dangling from the ceiling. Imp is bruised and battered, and is he's scared because Soyjak looks like me now.

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>>16489378
xhe finds 'p OYYY DOGTOES

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>>16489411
OMGSISA save impjak now!

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File: liberated gimp imp.png πŸ“₯︎ (14.32 KB, 598x800) ImgOps

>>16489422
Soyjak cut the rope holding Impjak, who manages to smile, despite his condition. He's reassured when he notices that soyjak isn't me, despite the disguise. Imp wants to team up with Soyjak.
Next dubs decide what they're going to do

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>>16488909
they do…

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>>16489437
they look for resources

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>>16489437
Soyjak fights a giant fingerboy

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they hop on a bbc

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he hops on a bwx

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he hops on a bwc and it floods everywhere

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>>16489459
they hop on a gigafly

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>>16489501
call gigafly over to get out this place

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File: cop investigates.png πŸ“₯︎ (28.19 KB, 600x931) ImgOps

Soyjak and Impjak are taking too long to make their decision. In the meantime a cop has arrived to investigate what seems to be arson at my place.
Next dubs decide what happens

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they rape the nue soijak together

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dodis
>

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dodis
>shshh

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dodis
>bdbdbd

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dodis
>hdbdb

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>>16489577
the cop shits and pisses everywhere

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>>16489677
do what? wasted dubs

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File: nue.png πŸ“₯︎ (14.34 KB, 350x537) ImgOps

>by the way

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rape nue soyjak

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Rape it

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shit everywhere

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rape soyjak

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rape nue soyjak

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Dodis

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File: rayp de cop.png πŸ“₯︎ (29.44 KB, 800x599) ImgOps

>>16489665
>>16489677
>>16489688
Soyjak and our little imp have found a way to release their pent up frustration, by unloading them into the cops ass with their biwisi.
At this point I'm giving the thread over to the first guy who wants to. All they have to do is continue from the next dubs' decision



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