/soy/ - Soyjaks

I'm non binary btw

AS HE OPENS UP HIS CHEETOS
HE HEARS THE SOUND OF
FUCK NEGROS
SO HE DELETED THE WHOLE THREAD NOW
SHUT IT ALL DOWN
NO FUN ALLOWED

JANNY ARE YOU OK?
JANNY ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OK?
SO, JANNY AREE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK JANNY?

JANNY ARE YOU OK?
WILL YOU TELL US?
THAT YOU'RE OOK?
THERE'S A THREAD ON THE FIRST PAGE
THEN HE DABBED YOU
A TUXEDO, JANNY

JANNY ARE YOU OK?
JANNY ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OK?
SO, JANNY AREE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK JANNY?

YOU'VE BEEN MEMED BY
YOU'VE BEEN DABBED ON
BY A CUTE CRIMINAL

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES

AHEM!
*tink tink tink*

Gentlemen, I have a very important announcement to make…

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JEWS
FUCK PAJEETS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK GOOKS
FUCK NIPS
FUCK SPICS
FUCK MUDSLIMES
FUCK TURKROACHES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK FAGGOTS
FUCK FOIDS
FUCK WAGIES
FUCK NORMALFAGS AND NPCS
FUCK NAMEFAGS AND TRIPFAGS
FUCK CONSOOMERS
FUCK QUOTE
FUCK 9A0C
FUCK COBBLESTONE
FUCK MUSTARD
FUCK BBQ
FUCK FROOTCORD
FUCK MODS
FUCK MEDIATORS
FUCK NUSOIS
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK JANNIES

Hey there /soy/ mod
What's it like to be a fatty?
I'm behind a thousand proxies
So that I can call you sweaty
Yes I can
You ruin all threads on this altchan
Is that part of your plan?

Hey there, /soy/ mod
Don't you worry about the money
I'm sure you leave you basement
And then ask your deal old Mummy
For some cash
To increase your Hot Pocket stash
And cream for your rash

Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/

Hey there /soy/ mod
I know times are getting hard
You can't keep up with all the NAS
Your fat fingers are filled with lard
You need to find a way
To simultaneously watch your anime
And move threads to /qa/

Hey there /soy/ mod
I was posting some 'zellig
And after my gems were posted
They were swiftly moved to /qa/
Oh, it was you
The rumours I heard were all true
You have nothing to do

Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily

Now Walmart seems pretty far
So demand your Mum takes you by car
Cause your Mountain Dew supply's fading away
You spend your days banning us
And we'll just laugh along because
We know that you'll never get laid
Janitor, I'm telling you
Ever since Quote employed you
/soy/ will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there /soy/ mod
Your neckbeard is covered in Cheetos
While we're posting real gems
Frogposting and even 'zellig like we do
You know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there /soy/ mod, here's to you
This one's for you

Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/
Free
Free
Free
Free

FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES