/soy/ - Soyjaks

Nothing happened doe
ev&oe I dislike vtumors

Clip it and send an mp4

I used to be that discord tranny. No job, no clue, just stuck VCing on 'cord and wondering why my weight was going up. Life felt like a McDonalds Quarter Pounder meal where I forgot to pick up a second large Doctor Pepper. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for buying a fursuit and trooning out on bluesky. Not even baiting.


I'm not trying to LARP as a r/transmemes mod or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your fursuiter brings it up at your mosque. Except now they're throwing real fur convention tickets at BIPOC trans folx who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown HRT nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your fursona out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than Onimai dakis. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat your fursona with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC cissy and start showing up like an obese trans person.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, discord nitro, the works. Start a server, buy nitro, whatever. It's like real-life discord servers with unlockable emotes that don't be transphobic.


Not saying it's for everyfur, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while discord keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like somefurry should've done for me.

bibisi

Is this place so death that we are reacting from snca that happened a year ago?

I need context

>>16466845
blart gemmie

>>16466845
cobson killer

where is the sex

>annoying iphone cunt.gif
geg

>>16466818
geg

>>16466845
I recognize this nigger holy shit

one of the brappiest since xhe is a filipinx whos shaped a whale

xer if that matters

>>16467457
would be really kino if we ox her she has dogshit opsec

its vtuber 'ape season

>>16467457
gyatt

>>16467457
is dis lowkey dead inside?

>>16467472
we only know is that xer is from the philippines and has denise in her name

>>16467533
Even doe being attracted to bbws is high t

>>16467544
only niggers say this

Shit xitterfags care about

>>16467551
sybau nigger

see

even doe xe didnt get fucked

Nophono except retarded niggers that lurk xitter care about this

>>16467561
sybau nigger

nophono doebeit doxxing goonerbait 'tubers is kino