/soy/ - Soyjaks

One time I had a dream where Mustard showed up to my old job and he started urinating on random things and smearing shit on the walls in the break room and he flew away like a pterodactyl out the window.

ive scrolled Xitter multiple times in my dreams

Professional dream interpreter and psychologist here. Freud spoke about this. It means you secretly like 'cado and are homosexual. Hope this helps!

>>16462930
Professional dream interpreter and psychologist here, again. Freud spoke about this. This means Mustard is a jeet. Hope this helps!

I had a scary nightmare where there was a furry infection. In the dream I was at dollar tree until suddenly I see furfags turn some other dude into a furfag. I quickly ran out the store and ran into a forest where I met 'plier and coinjak also Sylveon was there too I don't know why. We basically teamed up together to survive the furfag infection but the last thing I remember before waking up was finding cobson and that's it

I had a dream yesterday where my city had a power outage and I saw two giant galaxies colliding with each other extremely fast and it was scary but yeah I don't remember what happened after

>>16462930
I think your dream might be telling you something

>>16462931
Do you spend a lot of time on it in real life

I had a dream where I was driving in Sweden

one time i got a girlfriend in my dream

>>16463009
Hello Freud here that means you're gay or something along those lines

Dreamt that I went on a boat to the sea to fish like usual, suddenly I saw a gigantic submarine, the door above was open, I checked it and it wasn't military, it had an ordinary house inside, just made for the sea, I saw a reinforced iron door with locks and codes, somehow I opened it without any keys or passcodes, then I saw a long hallway full of rooms with years printed on the doors, starting from 1850 until today. Turns out it had rooms full of mentally ill people, people with extra limbs or supernatural powers, people since 1850 were still alive but kept inside a TV, mad Nazi officers who are getting experimented on, and more shit, it was scary.
Then, I heard someone getting inside, turns out it was some 30 years old woman, she invited me and was really nice, until she saw the door destroyed, she pulled out a raygun from cod black ops and tried killing me, but I escaped, called the navy, and when they arrived there, some soldiers arrived along with men in suit. I followed them and hid, the men panicked and left, the whole submarine was rigged with explosives, I stayed, once it went boom, I woke up.

>>16463009
I have dreamed my crush like 5 times I didnt liked her at first but the first time I dreamt her changed something

i had a dream where i had a gummy worm penis

when i was a caca i had a nightmare where sonic.exe was trying to kill me and he cornered me and then i woke up, i pissed myself

>>16462921 (OP)
This happened to me IRL few months ago

My mom and sister still thinks I'm a faggot degenerate gooner

fuck wrong nigger im such a retard

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