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File: twistbine2.mp4 📥︎ (2.97 MB, 1080x1920) ImgOps

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Me and my brother were making jokes about twisting niggers' heads off and we made up lore about the "twistbines" that took over earth and rounded up all the niggers to twist their heads off. The rebellion were called anti-twistizens and the twistbines had technology that generated power from twisting niggers' heads off and it was called twistricity

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geggy

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i think i was drunk when we made that joke, still geggy nonetheless

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>twistricity
GEG

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I can go into the full lore about the twistbines. Blacked Mesa was experimenting with the Clitty crystal and it opened a wormhole into hyperborea and they took over earth to get a hold of the subhuman african population and had one idea in mind. This idea was to enslave them to death thus causing TND, their methods were simple: Generate power by twisting niggers heads off and storing its kinetic energy known as "Twistricity". They created CNC machines that used arms to grip on to their heads and twist it off, the twistbines were responsible for kidnapping niggers and twisting their heads off. The retwistance (resistance/rebellion) that was born out of the Blacked Mesa Research Facility have been trying to fight the twistbines but they have failed multiple times, one of the reasons is because they are TRANShuman forces. They have been genetically modified and physically altered to have super strength so they can twist more than one head at a time. The twistbines main headquarters is the Twistidel and Adolf Hitler is the main administrator. The Hitler administration continues to twist the heads off niggers!

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Me and my brother also made a resident evil version of it. There was a company called Chudcorp and they were developing a virus to kill the niggers and it was called the T-Virus aka Twist-Virus and it infected niggers and once it infected them, it made their neck snap and zombify them. There were three stages, the first stage will turn the victim into a zombie and they will act normal until 2 hours where the second stage will kick in. Once the second stage kicks in, they will enter the reproduction stage where they will attack and bite their victims to spread the virus via saliva, cough and blood. Once the second stage has completed, they will die. These three stages cause a domino effect that will achieve TND

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>>16456306
somephono make this a hl2 mod
not me doe im a lazy nigger

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>>16456143 (OP)
I don't get the webm. is it a filter over an original?

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File: twist.mp4 📥︎ (1.53 MB, 720x1280) ImgOps

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the head twists off

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