/soy/ - Soyjaks

You're kinda right. I only youtube, kiwifarms and 4cuck and probably half the of soysphere is like that.

'jakking died because we became the soyboys along the way

'jakking is dead because I shit myself. I shit myself and nobody helping me. Fuck.

>>16452911 (OP)
>'jakking died because 'teens don't use reddit enough. I'm serious btw.
>I couldn't even tell you what soyboys are saying nowadays, because the only sites I use are this, youtube, and 4cuck on rare occasion. so how the fuck am I supposed to quote soyboys? what does a soyboy say in 2026? I wouldn't know because I'm never exposed to them.
>similarly, tiktok, instagram, and xitter are now relatively chuddy from what I hear, which means 'teens that use those are also only being exposed to chuddy material 24/7. which explains why the braanigger archetype is one of the few new genres of 'jak that's been birthed in the past few years that isn't based on something very soysphere-specific like slopjaks and the FNF pedo.
>on old qway, soyteens were fed a healthy dosage of reddit and twitter screencaps constantly, either through the qway directly or through other boards, which meant they knew what soyboys were saying, they knew what the current discourse looked like, they knew what buzzwords were being thrown around, and they knew what these people were into. they could form an accurate stereotype based on that.
>nowadays doe? we don't know what the fuck goes on outside of here. this site is incredibly isolated. we only know what we say and look like, not what the people we don't like say and look like.

you may SAGE when ready

>>16452925
trvke
a lot of 'teens now would unjokly support getting the vax if dr. fauci gave a speech saying that only a pedo would be anti-vax

>>16452911 (OP)
albeit youtube and even xitter is filled with soyboys, even if some of them trooned out. Der 'tube has a factory of irl mulletjaks and 5/10 foids doing video essays about media being problematic.

>>16452911 (OP)
Trvke

>>16453018
Yes, but now we're too busy HTSMing each other and gooning to everything if you're a gigger.

>>16452935
this. theyd also support favci if the general consensus on the shitty was "fauci.. LE GOOD!" because theyre drones

>>16453018
yeah but none of us are watching video essays about how problematic and transphobic an episode of phineas and ferb from 2013 was, most 'teens just curate their recommended pages so they mostly get chuddy shit there too. unlike with reddit where almost nothing chuddy is allowed to exist.

>>16452911 (OP)
I think the biggest problem is the lack of smart funny people, the site is full of barely functional obsessed retards bcuz the talented people simply move on.

>>16453067
I do watch them because they are always funny to hear

Gemmy post

>>16452911 (OP)
Thats why we need another plandemic or catastrophe that leads to mass unemployment, accelerate to the nearest McDonalds or something.

>>16452911 (OP)
>>16452925
>>16453085
This.

>>16453085
All of the funny people were from 4cuck /qa/. The sharty has never created an authentic culture to call its own, it primarily apes 4chad /qa/ culture.

Jacking died cause i stop fappin on the toilet

'Jakking died because its almost a decade old
its not funny anymore, even ironically (see picrel)

jakkin died because nursois self insert as fucking soyjaks instead of making gemmy soyquotes. Just look at the 'log, soyquote threads die with no reppies

>>16453263
probably because they arent funny and theres literally no way to reply to them most of the time you fucking golem

Gigaquoting ruined this website’s culture. It needs to be said.

nobody has soyduels anymore because people ruin them with gigaquotes jsid

>>16453317
literally never happened

>>16453326
instead of adding another arrow while quoting a post, people ruin the duel by gigaquoting. instead of “this is you” it’s saying “this is me”.
Cobson did this. Cobson was the death blow to the sharty.
Self inserting as Cobson—-> self inserting as gigachad——> gigaquoting——> the death of soy culture

Spadeson is actually gemmier than cobson because at least he’s used as a fucking soyjak. Cobson is used exclusively by self inserting faggots.

Jakking died because nophono and nobaldi make of and do raids

>>16453350
Oc not of

>>16453350
everybaldi makes OC, you're just too busy gooning in the giggercord

>>16453358
Like tipson? Cmon bro this site makes iron at best nowadays

Cobson doesn’t work as a soyjak because the character he’s based off of isn’t remotely a soyboy. He’s actually a gigachad. Cobson coallers know this.
Cobson doesn’t look “soy” at all. Thats why everyone hated Cobson in the day. Thats why I still hate Cobson. I will forever be the Japanese soldier still fighting WWII on this. Cobshit will always be coal.
Cobson is a good character design. He’s not a soyjak.

>>16453368
Dekuquoting..

>>16453085
>the site is full of barely functional obsessed retards
always was doebeit
back then it worked doe because there was a sense of comradery among 'teens. on /qa/, 'jakkers all had common enemies in the other factions that existed on the board as well as the jannies who would delete 'jak threads. on pre-2024 sharty we were the autistic lil chuddies that got exiled from 109 websites for spamming 'jaks and bullying troons, and we were determined to overtake 4cuck and show them how much of a dnb their site was. 'teens were retarded, but they felt safe being retarded here, because this was a retarded website. that's why we had 'teens painting themselves to look like colorjaks, making prom posters with chudjak on them, making 'jaks out of their own poop, etc.
nowadays doe 'jakking has lost purpose because 'teens are isolated on the sharty. the other factions (giggers, frogs) have largely replaced it, because giggers subvert the expectations that 'teens have formed based on this site's culture ('teens soyquote tranny saying trans rights, as expected. gigger proceeds to say trans rights but with a gigachad image, expectation subverted), and frogs make fun of 'teens themselves, which appeals to 'teens due to the fact that they basically only read posts by other soyteens and thus only know what 'teens are like.
meanwhile, most 'teens don't give a fuck about 4cuck anymore, either because they never used it to begin with, or because the 'ack already gave them what they wanted, which has resulted in a mindset shift from "let's grow the site as much as possible to spite 4cuck" to "let's gatekeep as hard as possible to maintain site culture", and that only deepens the isolation of the soyteen while also removing some of the unity that once existed on the site.
all of this results in most newer 'jakking trends being created to mock people within the soysphere. jartycuck, slopjak, FNF pedo, warrior-z, meximutt, HTSM, you name it, it's all making fun of either soysphere namefags or the userbase as a whole (either of this site or of splinters). braanigger is a notable exception to this, and it typically mocks a type of right winger that can be found on sites like xitter, 4cuck, kiwifarms, instagram, or tiktok, rather than soyboys. this is a reflection of how rarely 'teens are exposed to soyboys and troons now. modern 'teens don't encounter soyboys online, they mostly encounter other soyteens. their understanding is limited to what they read on this site, and so the only archetypes they can pick out are hyper-specific ones that are unique to the 'sphere. those who do venture out venture onto sites that have a more right-leaning userbase now, resulting in the popularity of braanigger.
I think the fact that these newer 'jakking trends can be created at all does show that there are a lot of creative and talented people within the userbase still, that are capable of recognizing habits and behaviors of those writing the posts they read. albeit, because the site is so isolated now, the 'jaks they tend to come up with are not soyjaks. they exist not to mock the habits of soyboys, but to mock the habits of soyteens, or to mock the habits of xitter users that they find insufferable.