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m.umma j.an.ny please do'nt let hindupho.b.ia win. Bloody b.enchod son of bi.t.ch janny i fuck you bloody! You are the mother fu.k.er!
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Redesign your soyjak
We know what we're doing
We are here to help you
Everything's connected
Time is of the essence
We live in the future
Soylent makes us hungry
Everything's connected
Redesign your logo
We know how to do it
Make the calculations
Put them into action
We will find the angle
Starting with convention
On to innovation
Everything's connected

Bald man with glasses
Smooth and inoffensive
This will be the basis
For your revolution
Gravity is crucial
Geomagnetism
With some calculation
We will find your soyjak
DNA is crucial
We must understand it
In the soyboy genome
We will find your logo
Everyone will see it
Every demographic
If they fail to see it
Are they even human?

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Every demographic
Men 18 to 30
College educated
Foids over 40
Suicidal transwomen
Fat midwestern soyboys
Kids with diabetes
Pentecostal preachers
Mothers under 20
Interracial couples
Atheist professors
Vaccinated goyim
Transphobes and chuds
Private aviators
Everyone will see it
Every demographic


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