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m.umma j.an.ny please do'nt let hindupho.b.ia win. Bloody b.enchod son of bi.t.ch janny i fuck you bloody! You are the mother fu.k.er!
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you're mere moments from getting executed by some hitmen but they promise to let you off if you do one of these things

eat a plate of indian street food that will leave you scarred with that flavour for the rest of your life

get an unremovable tattoo of a trans flag on your forehead

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i love indian food doe

 â„–16440926[Quote]

I'll cover the tattoo up with a beanie or something

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>>16440920
the real indian street food btw

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>>16440926
it melts anything that covers it

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>>16440915 (OP)
Just shoot me nigga

 â„–16440936[Quote]

What if they shoot me but I survive

 â„–16440938[Quote]

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>>16440936
they dont stop shooting

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>>16440931
Then I'll get a tattoo to override the trans tattoo

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>>16440940
What if I made myself out of metal

 â„–16440957[Quote]

>>16440944
the newest tattoo would disappear after two hours

 â„–16440962[Quote]

>>16440946
you dont have any particular power
youre a normalfag

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>>16440962
What if I hire bodyguards doe

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I can remove the tattoo

 â„–16440979[Quote]

get both because im trans india 🇮🇳🇮🇳

 â„–16440981[Quote]

>>16440976
you're at gunpoint
you cant do anything about it

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just kill me

 â„–16440985[Quote]

die

 â„–16440994[Quote]

>>16440977
if it gets removed you are suddenly pushed into believing that this world would be better without you
the next day you end your own life

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just pull the trigger mayne

 â„–16441012[Quote]

the hitmen see you begging to be put down but instead
they force you into doing one of those things

you dont have much choice

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>>16441012
I begin gooning and snipe cum in their gaping mouths

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rape xhem instead

 â„–16441042[Quote]

>>16441019
your dick is small and the sperm youre expelling doesnt have much force and barely gets close to them

 â„–16441049[Quote]

second one. i now have a scapegoat to guilt anyone into hiring me

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>>16441035
you try getting up but immidiatly get shot your knee forcing you to fall on the ground in pain

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indian food it is

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>>16441049
They feel sorry for me and let me go out of pity

 â„–16441058[Quote]

Your mouth will eventually get used to the indian food
Option A

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>>16441058
that doesnt happen
everytime you eat anything you are reminded of that horrible plate you had making you vomit just to the thought of it

 â„–16441068[Quote]

none and i kill myself

 â„–16441071[Quote]

what if im trans and already have a tattoo on my forehead

 â„–16441072[Quote]

>>16441067
Okay I guess the tranny flag

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you said eat a plate
so i cut a very small piece of glass from the plate and swallow it, technically I ate a plate of indian food

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>>16441071
tyrone rapes you to death
youre not into bbc and end up without pleasures

 â„–16441091[Quote]

shoot me nigga no fucking way I am going to pick eating indian street food nor having a tranny flag on my forehead

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>>16440931
So I can support valid trans kweens AND have a cool party trick? Sign me up!

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>>16441082
the plate isnt made of glass
its made of rusted lead
you die a couple of days later after ingesting it

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>>16441082
indians use cow shit instead of ceramic to make plates

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>>16441101
fellow trans people believe you're mocking them by having that tattoo
you're blocked from all of the major trans communities

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what if im indian and already eat indian street food every day

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>>16441108
filled with concentrated ammounts of lead

 â„–16441119[Quote]

>>16441115
MUMMA…..

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>>16441115
you become warrior 'p but after a week you get drive by'd

 â„–16441148[Quote]

i pretend to choke and pass out after taking one bite

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>>16441148
the hitmen realize you're not actually choking therefore they start force feeding you the rest of it
while also kicking you



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