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ITT we share useful (AND LEGAL) financial advice

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My go-to advice for buying vehicles would be to buy used ones. NEVER buy new ones. Retail price tends to drop by more than 20% during the FIRST YEAR(s) of use. Typically, you'd want to buy a car that's around 2-5 years old, well-maintained, and preferably a model from the 2010s or upwards.

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>>16427785
I'm scared it will break tho.

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my business strategy is to shit in the plastic bags and then putting them in your refrigerator. when you have enough bags you can start building a shit nigloo for yourself, like you deserve, you selfish little fuck.

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>>16427785
modern cars also have government and corpo surveillance hardware installed everywhere. older cars are cheap as fuck too, i got a cadillac deville from the 60s for around $20k and it feels like im driving a lambo because everyone has the same looking trash can on wheels while i have a kino 60s car

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Rob a bank.

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rob a bank and evade taxes

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>>16427801
nothing ever happens

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>>16427801
My advice would be to research the vehicle you're purchasing beforehand. Have a good inspection of it to understand the ins and outs. Maybe even get car insurance

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>>16427814
If you really think a car is going to steal MOST of your data, just know that what's currently in front of you is doing just that

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>>16427801
you should only have that fear with 1990s cars, not 2010s (unless it's a Toyota)

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If you eat enough nigger flesh, you are legally consider a nigger and will be given lighter sentences/none at all for serious crimes in liberal states or the UK

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>>16427835
it's certainly going to contribute to it. i'm going to avoid the surveillance that i can.

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Always buy used.

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does anyone have advice on investing?

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>>16427770 (OP)
Order Uber Eats delivery every day

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>>16427856
Even a condom?

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open a bank account in a central american country like panama

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>>16427859
you can just use latex gloves instead.

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>>16427785
Do not buy a car newer then 2014, the electronic bullshit and the crazy repair costs aren't worth it. anything fancy you want you can just tack on with aftermarket parts onto your dash or some shit.

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>>16427858
you save more cooking your own food, and it's usually more nutritious

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and also never go to goy restaurants. and also also you can skip spotify ads by closing the app, waiting for the bg processes to be killed, then repoening it. this completely skips all the multiple ads

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>>16427868
this is not advice this is common sense and anyone who doesnt do this is a goy

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>>16427859
adds more flavor. being in a relationship is usually a financial burden, get a breadwinner wife so you both make money and become rich.

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>>16427868
kys derailer

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Walk into a store and knock out everyone with your braps, then take what you want/rob the counter (albeit fewer people use cash now)

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>robbing banks and evading taxes

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frugality is aryan

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>>16427878
there was a website i had that gave cheap meal recipes, fuck let me try to find it
https://www.budgetbytes.com/category/recipes/

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Pooping in bags and saving them for later is aryan.

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>>16427895
oh yeah i think i've heard of this before

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>>16427895
IP GRABBER DNI + FILTER + REPORT

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>>16427857
invest in some companies and then just leave it for a few years and don't be a retard who fastbvrns a company to its death by asking for retarded shit that'll end up getting it shut down and lose everything.

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>>16427835
>>16427853
place IR bulbs around your license plate so plate detectors can't read it and track the movements of your car; they're invisible to the human eye but are extremely bright to cameras
this is legal

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Start eating your own shit to recycle nutrients and save money. Same thing with your own piss for beverages.

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>>16427916
ev&doe your body already takes nutrients from your shit

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>>16427909
interesting

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>>16427916
THE TOM PEARL DIET πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯Ά

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go into 'cord servers for troonslop indie games and ping the developers and say "i pirated your shit game"

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Instead of water, start reusing your own urine. This will heavily reduce your water bill.

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>>16427909
that reminds me of that one guy on youtube i saw who put a lens-like device on his place that makes it unreadable at high viewing angles

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>>16427928
The Aura of the Letter T

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>>16427930
*on his plate not place

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pretend to be a troon with 500 disabilities on xitter that needs a goyillion dollars to survive to get ez money

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>>16427934
nophono would donate to this cause, tho

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>>16427928
no it will not. water bills are scams you can cut water usage 100s of liters and it will marginally be cheaper.

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>>16427937
the government will

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>>16427937
you would be surprised

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Have multiple bank accounts with each serving their own purpose, like a high yield savings account

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>>16427952
That reminds me
privacy.org
make sure you use this so you can have easily cancelable AND hidden credit cards.

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>>16427934
No one would belive that

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Use men to satisfy your sexual urge instead of women who will ask for endless amounts of money, or just castrate yourself like a based nevergooner.

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>pretend to be retarded
>get on disability
>government will give you its tax dollars so you can be a neet shitposting on the sharty
working class will go bankrupt!
jelly, wage slaves?
problem, taxpayers?

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>leave the EU
>enter it again via a shitty raft
>pretend to be a muslim
>get free housing, money and a phone
u mad bro?

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free postage:
>put letter in envelope
>put destination address as return address and return address as destination
>do not put a stamp on it
>letter will be sent to its return address due to no postage paid
problem, USPS?

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>>16428035
bonus: person receiving the mail will get fined for not paying postage
u mad?

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>>16428046
>>16428035
this is actually a good trolling method for 'oxed people who told 'za places to not deliver to them.

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free return ticket:
>go to shitskin subhuman country
>vacation ensues
>get on a raft
>go back to the uk
u mad, ryanair?

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reuse mouthwash

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invest all of your money into frootcoin

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>open a fake charity on facebook/xitter
>make the charity about a minority of degenerate people (BLM/troons etc.)
>shill it everywhere
>goyim believe you and give money
>jsid
Problem trannies?

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>>16428110
i dont think this is legal, trollface

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>>16428173
problem, law?

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Make sure you have useful skills before you leave school so that you can skip university and immediately start making money (if you didn't do this it's too late and it's over for you, ngmi). If you work for a few years and still live with your parents you can easily save up (and invest) a LOT of money.
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Or you could just be disabled and the government will give you infinite free blowjobs for life

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>>16428229
Don't invest in art and coding for money as those are largely being replaced by AI.

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buy crypto coin from ricegum

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>>16427857
buy high sell low

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>>16428244
If you started programming 5+ yrs ago and are competent, it's not really a problem. But if youre a nucodey it's not gonna work out.
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The problem is mostly that anyone trying to learn in 2026 just going to be mindpoisoned by LLMs, instead of building a true deep set of knowledge

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>>16428337
Claude is competent enough ai is no longer just "boiler plate" or whatever, it can walk you through decompiling and other insane shit

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>>16428337
>The problem is mostly that anyone trying to learn in 2026 just going to be mindpoisoned by LLMs, instead of building a true deep set of knowledge
that is if you use AI to "learn" something.

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>>16428347
I'm a software engineer. I know what Claude can and can't do as I have been using it at work, it's not perfect (even their brand new model they released like yesterday)

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>im a software engineer
>i've been using claude at work
so you're not a software engineer you're just letting AI do it for you

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>>16428356
Perhaps, but many will start "learning" that way then slowly deligate more and more to Mr LLM

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>>16428382
Yeah sure, all the time before I was using any language models at all doesn't count award

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>>16428374
I didn't say perfect, but you would agree that it's leagues above other software and i've even heard from devs it's cut down their dev time from months to weeks

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>>16428388
Yeah it's very sad. All according to (((their))) plan to dumben down the population but making the vast majority unable to think for themself and have them delegate their thoughts and opinions to AI.

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>>16428392
so you're an ex software engineer. if you use AI you're not the one making whatever you're making, even if a single letter in code is generated by AI you can no longer call yourself a programmer at that point.

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>>16428398
>but making
*by making
god i cannot fucking type all of a sudden

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>>16428405
I think I'll take the opinion of my boss paying me with the title "software engineer" over yours.

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>>16428405
That feels dishonest to say

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>>16428409
well if you're getting paid for doing nothing that's based, i'm just saying you're not actually engineering any software.

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>>16428409
Do you think you could be made redundant with claude? or no

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>>16428415
Get paid either way

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>>16428417
i don't know i never used it, I know that AI is inherently retarded and that's it

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>>16428417
Nah, I've seen the bullshit our CTO makes when he uses Claude. They need us.

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>>16428428
Is this a problem with claude though or your CTO?

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>>16428440
claude because i dont know what CTO means

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>>16428440
People who can't write good code themselves don't get the best (or even good) results out of LLMs

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>>16428444
Chief technical officer

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>>16428395
It speeds shit up so much, but it's very easy to write bad code with it

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>>16428398
Yeah if I use it too much it feels like I'm lobotomising myself. I swear the style these LLMs write in is designed to fuck with you

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>>16428448
That's kind of side stepping the question, are you implying someone with even okay coding knowledge could make others redundant?

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>ITT we share useful (AND LEGAL) financial advice

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>>16428485
Be good at your job and you won't lose it. That's true with LLMs and without LLMs



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