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m.umma j.an.ny please do'nt let hindupho.b.ia win. Bloody b.enchod son of bi.t.ch janny i fuck you bloody! You are the mother fu.k.er!
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>Downloading a cracked Paypal APK to get infinite money irl

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>forgetting to take your shirt off before getting in da bath

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>Putting all of the erasers into your backpack, trying to leave the school and then immediately forgetting why you did this when confronted by a teacher on the way out

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>Wanting really cool cursors on the family PC so you search for downloads and find a website called "Cursormania" and download it

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>Playing a game called Stick Figure Badminton on a now DNB website called StickPage and getting angrier and angrier until you soyrage and punch the base of your laptop, watching as Google instantly closes and out of fear you restart your computer only for it to never start up again

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>Pooping on the floor and accusing your roommates Pomeranian and watching as your mother cleans up what she thinks is dog poop

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>>16412337
Yeah I think your mom knew geg

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>being molested

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>Swallowing an entire bottle of your mother's pills while she's sleeping only for her to wake up with half the bottle in your mouth so you immediately get rushed to the hospital

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>Getting laughed at by a random foid after a football is accidentally tossed at niggermach speed at your stomach so you turn around and lift her by the collar and raise your fist at her face all in the line to four square

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>Telling an 8th grader that you have a crush on her despite being in 2nd grade

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>prank calling the police

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>Playing Angry Birds at full blast on your iPad during a real non-drill hard lockdown

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>painting your room white with toilet paper and baby powder

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>watching videos of women with big boobs on youtube. Accuse my older brother when they see the browser history

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downloading and whitelisting ransomware that claimed I could get earbuds in tf2 by activating it

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>Feeding your pet Shih Tzus your crayons so you can see them raisin out rainbows when they get let outside

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>Peeling paint chips off of the bathroom wall because you're bored

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>Playing an MMO

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>telling the school security guard in your ass when he finds something that belongs to you and get into trouble

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>You aren't really a caca but really a soyteen and your friend tells you he saw the nigger you share class with "drinking alcohol" out of a sproke bottle and so you ask said nigger in front of friend to see the drink and he pulls it out and hands it to you and you immediately take 3 swigs and are convinced it's Pedialyte until the nigger pulls out a bottle of doctor prescribed cough syrup

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>Giving and getting anpoorved by the teacher to put up art on his art wall of him dressed as a superhero but it's embedded with a bunch of penises and swastikas

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>building homes for insects out of twigs and leaves at recess



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