mine is malcolm the tomato (left). he is friends with bart the pepper (red)>when the egg hatched I figured out that my authentic self was a tomato when I was watching veggietales. when I was 50, I adopted 3 children and convinced them to adopt a vegg

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does anyone else have a veggiesona Chud 06/10/26 (Wed) 06:30:38 №16411884 [Quote]

mine is malcolm the tomato (left). he is friends with bart the pepper (red)

>when the egg hatched
I figured out that my authentic self was a tomato when I was watching veggietales. when I was 50, I adopted 3 children and convinced them to adopt a veggiesona. one of them agreed to be bart the pepper (the others committed suicide before I could convince them unfortunately)

>reassignment surgery
please donate to my gofundme so that I can chop my limbs off and tattoo all of my skin a brilliant shade of red. bart will need a similar surgery

>kinks
don't yuck my yum. every kink is valid.
malcolm's kink is oil barreling. this is when you kill someone, chop up their body, dump it into an oil barrel, then drill a hole in the oil barrel and fuck the hole.
bart's kink is turning ukrainian refugees into musical instruments that are then played by an orchestra of black and indigenous women.

Chud 06/10/26 (Wed) 06:31:54 №16411889 [Quote]

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Chud 06/10/26 (Wed) 06:34:00 №16411898 [Quote]

btw when I dress up as a tomato I get a massive rock-hard boner and can shoot cum like an ak-47. does anyone else get veggie euphoria

Chud 06/10/26 (Wed) 06:38:54 №16411913 [Quote]

If I had one it would be an eggplant

Chud 06/10/26 (Wed) 06:44:14 №16411918 [Quote]

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I AM CORN ON THE COB HERE

Chud 06/10/26 (Wed) 06:51:11 №16411940 [Quote]

garlic for sure is mine