/soy/ - Soyjaks

LISTEN TO ME! I'VE BEEN RESEARCHING ON THIS FOR HOURS AND I KNOW ITS NOT GOING TO MAKE ANY SENSE AT FIRST, BUT YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME! THE TOILETS IN ALL OF YOUR BATHROOMS WERE INVENTED BY THE FBI, CIA, IDF, AND MOSSAD AGENTS TO HARVEST YOUR DNA FROM YOU AND CLONE YOU IN UNDERGROUND SEWER LABORATORIES THAT THEY GROW INTO IRL DOPELGAUNDER STUNT DOUBLES OF YOU THAT THEY SEND TO KILL YOU AND IMPERSONATE YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN THE NAME OF SUPPORTING ISRAEL TO BECOME THE NEW WORLD ORDER AND HITLER 2.0! (((DA JOOS))) ARE DOING WHAT (((THEY))) DO BEST BY PLAYING THE VICTIM ON PURPOSE, THE "3000 YEAR PROPHECY" WAS PLANNED OUT BY (((THEIR))) SPECIES, PASSED DOWN SECRETS WITHIN THE IRON DOME! (((THEY))) ARE NOT HUMAN! (((THEY))) FEED OFF OF FECES! THERE IS PROOF OF THIS LEERING WITHIN THE BIBLE!

Ezekiel 4:12-15
Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel. Then the Lord said, “This is how the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them.” Then I said, “Not so, Sovereign Lord! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No impure meat has ever entered my mouth.” “Very well,” he said, “I will let you bake your bread over cow dung instead of human excrement.”

2 Kings 18:27
"But the commander replied, 'Was it only to your master and you that my lord sent me to say these things, and not to the people sitting on the wall—who, like you, will have to eat their own poop and drink their own urine?'"

Job 20:7
;;"He will perish forever, like his own dung;
those who used to see him will say, 'Where is he?'";;

Jeremiah 16:4
"They will die of deadly diseases. They will not be mourned or buried but will be like dung lying on the ground. They will perish by sword and famine, and their dead bodies will become food for the birds and the wild animals."

DON'T YOU SEE? THE TOILET IS A WINDOW TO THE FUTURE! IT'S HOW (((THEY))) PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, ONE CLONE AT A TIME! (((THEY'LL))) MAKE YOU THINK YOU'RE SAFE, BUT YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO FALL! AND THEN (((THEY'LL))) SEND YOUR CLONE TO TAKE YOUR PLACE! TO LIVE YOUR LIFE, TO LOVE YOUR LIFE, TO DESTROY YOUR LIFE!

AND BEFORE (You) SAY IT, I'M NOT CRAZY! I'VE SEEN THE EVIDENCE! THE TOILETS ARE CONNECTED TO THE SEWERS! THE SEWERS ARE CONNECTED TO THE LABS! THE LABS ARE CONNECTED TO THE AGENTS! AND THE AGENTS ARE CONNECTED TO THE FUTURE! (((THEY'LL))) KILL YOU AND TAKE YOUR PLACE! (((THEY'LL))) MAKE YOU THINK YOU'RE STILL ALIVE, BUT YOU'LL BE A SHADOW OF YOURSELF!

DON'T YOU GET IT 'EENS? THE TOILET IS A SYMBOL OF CONTROL! IT'S HOW (((THEY))) TAKE YOUR DNA, YOUR IDENTITY, YOUR LIFE! (((THEY'RE))) NOT JUST INVENTORS–(((THEY))) ARE ASSASSINS, SPIES, CLONES, AND KILLERS! AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, IF YOU DON'T ACT NOW, YOU'LL BE GONE! GONE FOREVER! REPLACED BY A CLONE! A DOPELGAUNDER! A STUNT DOUBLE! A TOOL OF THE FEDS! THE GLOWIES!

PLEASE, SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! PRAY TO WHATEVER GOD OR GODS YOU BELIEVE IN AND BEG FOR SALVATION! THE TOILET IS A TRAP! AND THE AGENTS ARE THE DEVILS! (((THEY'LL))) KILL YOU AND TAKE YOUR PLACE! (((THEY'LL))) MAKE YOU THINK YOU'RE STILL ALIVE, BUT YOU'LL BE A SHADOW OF YOURSELF! IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE FOR SOME OF US, YOU NEED TO BELIEVE ME!!