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go to the gas station nigga
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jerk off to trans porn and cum in the gas tank
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get tyrone to drive to the gas station only for him to crash into it since he can't drive a manual car
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go to Walmart to get gas
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>>16410463you step out of your garage, expecting to see the skyline of your walkable city, but you instead see…
>yikes… Now I remember why I wanted to mow my lawn in the first place!you try to jump up to look over the tall grass, but your head barely reaches above it.
what do you do?
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>>16410537crawl through it like in muh stealth vidya
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>>16410537The the grass like a critter
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>>16410537grab a handful of the grass and eat it
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>>16410537i see a snake come out the grass and i run away from it
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>>16410537go to chud's wholesome little looxmaxing clinic to get leg lengthening surgery
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>>16410633Go to the doctor and Get ear surgery
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>>16410633i yell out "
SUPERSAGE" and a gigafly kidnaps him
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>>16410633grab it and slam it against the floor
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>>16410633do a healthy little jig to demonstrate superior evolutionary fittness to scare it away
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>>16410875I walk confidently to the nazi chud and punch him in the face
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>>16410875have a sloppy make out sesh with the fuggin sexy valid traiso wompa
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>>16410875steal impjak's ears
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vppppppyyy
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>>16410875dress up as a doctor and start doing surgery on a random nophono
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>>16410875drink some soylent to cope with the pain
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>>16410889seeing a bigoted chud wearing a shirt with a literal fascist dogwhistle sends you into a rage
you walk up to him and hit him with the best punch you can
>HI-YAH!<…it seems like drinking all of that soylent really did affect you…
what do you do?
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>>16411027steal the chud's shoes, piss in them, then return them
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>>16411027i pull out my government-mandated HRT and throw it at him
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>>16411027Take a picture of him and put it on reddit, xitter and whatever other media I use and warn everyone he’s a freaking evil nazi
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>>16411031you go prone and nab the chud's shoes right before you preform a move that tyrone showed you in the bedroom one night
he doesn't seem too happy about it for some reason
what do you do?
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>>16411152run into the back of the hospital and take every drug you possibly can, cuz there like power ups from super Mario n shieet, then use them to beat up the chud and save the traiso wompa princess
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>>16411152start whining as I AM THE VICTIM IN DIS SITUATION
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>>16411163you bolt down a hallway, looking for any meds that you could take to become just like mario, but before you can make it to any rooms… someone blocks your way
<where do you think you're going?dr. soystein… he was your psychiatrist when you were taking BBC therapy at the asoylum… his methods were brutal, and you hoped that you would never see him again… but here he is…
what do you do?
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>>16411270pull down my pants and reveal my axewound, and then shooting a blood laser (like muh hecking isaac roglike game) to kill him
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>>16411270Cover myself in shit so I am slippery and can escape from him
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>>16411270Drop my pants and close my eyes and focus, focus all my energy into my cock to force it to become a bbc, think of Tyrone’s and try to replicate it, then joust dr soystein with it