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ITT: WE CONTINUE 'APING THE CAT KILLING POONER "CANNIBALCALVIN"

CannibalCalvin POWERWORD: CALVIN NIKOLAISEN is a demonic poonbeast who killed up to 10 pet cats and kept their bones as trophies. Xe is a known associate of Arlaux (Garett Alexander Crook) who was 'oxed recently.

Poon Name: Calvin Nikolaisen (birth name possibly "Lyn")
DoB: 28 April 2004 (very likely)
Ethnicity: Mixed (native american), but apparently "white passing"
Email (partial): c############4@gmail.com, il*****@gmail.com
HS Athletics profile: https://www.athletic.net/CrossCountry/meet/223534/results/893825
FB (likely): https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100089555660945

DAD:
Name: David Nikolaisen
Addy (xe probably still lives there): 712 S Kenyon St, Seattle, Washington 98108
Phonos:
(206) 762-8539 (calvin's steam phono ends in 39)
(206) 617-7973
(425) 793-4005
Emails:
crn428:yahoo.com: https://intelbase.is/r/qfFLboF0SRRSnTDZ
argirix@yahoo.com: https://intelbase.is/r/5pATleIivcrN8NBF
dnikolaisen@att.net: https://intelbase.is/r/UNduQGNSPZQgkCox

Mom:
Name: Taliloa "Loa" Pele
Addy: 416 4TH ST NE, AUBURN WA 98002
Phonos: (206) 695-9368, (206) 934-9009
Email: loa285@yahoo.com

Aliases:
sirsploit (oldest alias, most likely to be datamineable)
variations of above like sirspioit, sirspl0it, etc.
CannibalCalvin
Ceylon
Gashgut
stiffk1tten
sirsploit dupes
SirsploitRblx
SentinelofSphincter
bigheadman12345678
Sir Sploit
calvin-nikolaisen
Sisploit80085
midnightdiddler (not snopes'd)
Lil_Potato4678 (not snopes'd)

https://soyjakwiki.org/List_of_doxes/C#CannibalCalvin

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Socials:
https://web.archive.org/web/20210323220548/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPrl2lxHzOgOBkAliCwEZCQ
https://www.deviantart.com/sirspioit/about
https://www.deviantart.com/sirsploit/about
https://t.me/Sirsploit
https://e621.net/posts?tags=ceylon_%28sirsploit%29+status%3Adeleted
https://e621.net/users/1142784
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sirsploit/
https://inkbunny.net/sirsploit
https://x.com/GASHGUT
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198814043536
https://www.tumblr.com/sirsploit
https://kik.me/Sirsploit
https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://twitter.com/sirsploit*
https://toyhou.se/Sirsploit
https://www.last.fm/user/Sirsploit
https://facebook.com/sirsploit.dupes.7
https://open.spotify.com/user/w6aw22o5c223p6o5dx0bbtev8
https://www.roblox.com/users/354942820/profile
https://www.youtube.com/@stiffk1tten
https://namemc.com/profile/Sirsploit.1
https://www.reddit.com/user/SirsploitRblx/
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/sirsploit
https://www.roblox.com/users/3396510695/profile (maybe)
https://web.archive.org/web/20251021191548/https://inkbunny.net/sirsploit
https://watchpeopledie.tv/@GASHGUT
https://web.archive.org/web/20240522144127/https://e621.net/users/1142784
https://stiffk1tten.itch.io/
https://disqus.com/by/sirsploit/
https://archive.org/details/@sirsploit
https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Sirsploit
https://www.intensedebate.com/people/sirsploit
https://mastodon.social/@Sirsploit
https://kik.me/sirsploit
https://www.speedrun.com/users/Sirsploit
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sirsploit/
https://www.tiktok.com/@sirsploit
https://www.deviantart.com/sirsploit
https://www.wattpad.com/user/Sirsploit
https://www.twitch.tv/sirsploit
https://www.instagram.com/stiffk1tten/
https://www.roblox.com/users/2654488359/profile
https://web.archive.org/web/20240801000000*/https://www.youtube.com/@sirsploit80085
https://totally-accurate-battle-simulator.fandom.com/f/u/49315660
https://sirsploit.newgrounds.com/
https://soundcloud.com/user-908378225
https://pretty-blood-series.fandom.com/wiki/User:Sirsploit_moment
https://badorkbee-games.fandom.com/f/u/48915136
https://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Sirsploit

THE ONE THAT GAVE US THE LAST NAME:
https://soundcloud.com/calvin-nikolaisen
('chived: https://archive.ph/OJyCz)
OPSEC LEVEL: MASERU

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this is the third thread now, if there arent any gemmy happenings in this thread im going to bomb sharty hq

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>>16396191
the thread before didn't reach reppy limit doe

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>>16396199
791 reppies doe

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>>16396206
be a little more patient

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>>16396169 (OP)
guys lets raid the dr donuts smp

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aryan

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>>16396218
geg do dis

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>>16396218
All of his vids are staged lmao, he's a kike

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>>16396211
1600+ reppies total and no gems yet……

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>>16396218
geggy stay on track doe

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>>16396221
reppy that will derail the thread

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EVERYPHONO GO ARCHIVE THE PREV THREAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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>>16396218
It’s full of cacas though

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>>16396225
theres a 'teen actively on line with the police you slf o algo

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>>16396248
is he still actively on line? where'd he go?

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reminder a new version of soylock just released
https://github.com/SystemCallW/Soylock
thread: https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/286676.html

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Any chuds wanna play skribbl.io while we wait for the glowienvke?

It's post burgerhours too so amerimutts can join 2

https://skribbl.io/?hVCIQn4j

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OLD THREAD 'CHIVE

https://archive.ph/GT0yX

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>>16396252
hes on hold, his conversation before he got put on hold is in the op

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>>16396271
yeah but he said he would give up if he was on hold for 10min more, so idk

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>>16396269
waiting for at least like 4 people more doe

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>>16396269
instead of waiting for somephono (who may no longer even be currently enacting the glowienvke), do somefing

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>>16396295
what can we do faggot

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>>16396269
Whats a glowienuke

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>>16396305
depends if ur amerimutt or no 2 bee fair

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>>16396312
noosoi.,

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>>16396322
dont be a gatekeeperfag. I know every other nuke. Just not glowiznuke

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>>16396338
i bet u dont even know the bbcNVKE method

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>>16396345
that one i dont know cuz im not a mutt fuggen jerdee

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>>16396362
it's too sentient…

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>>16396362
sentient

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somephono else do a crimestoppersNVKE. they might take it seriously with more reports

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DO NOT LET IT GET DERAILED

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PHQNQGQD CQME BACKKKKK

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saars should we just β€˜zanuke

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most active thread on der site rn geg

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>>16396442
we gotta phono the dad first to confirm the addy. somebaldi just do dis
>dad answers
>"hey is Calvin there?"
>"who's calling"
>"my name is Nate, i'm a friend of calvin's online and he hasn't been answering his phone for the past few days. i just wanted to check if everything was okay? i'm worried about him"
>"yeah he's here" or "no he's at his mom's place" etc.
done.

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where did the guy that sent dadNVKE emails go? Still here?

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>Legends says that the 'teen is still on hold even to this day

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>>16396492
Im doing dis

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>>16396518
record doe

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>>16396518
record it geg

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didn't record the call but xe picked up we prob got the right nigga

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>>16396582
wait marge did you hang up? what did xe say

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>not recording your calls
slf

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>>16396582
>didn't record the call

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up

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>>16396593
(206) 762-8539 this numbered answered and they kinda hurried to end the call and ended with "i'll call you back" xhey never specified their relation with calvin but xhey said xhey knew calvin.

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>>16396582
>didnt record
Kill yourself nigger

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>>16396623
record your calls SLF

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no recordo now we dont ev& knoe if ur lying

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>>16396635
my bad nigga i forgot to double check if the cameras rollin

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>>16396646
post screenshot of your call history

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Motivating gemerald

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Motivating gemerald 2 + thread theme song

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>>16396687
okay maybe its believable even if didnt record den. If we can trust u, then we have right phono and probably right addy.

NEXT we need somephone to call them up and try to ask
>"are you still an occupant of ..addy.." award

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>>16396687
do you think xe will actually call back?

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UP

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>>16396687
try calling the mom too (Taliloa Pele)

(206) 695-9368, (206) 934-9009

RECORD THIS TIME, SLF

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>>16396681
total soyteen motivation

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not to derail but what the fuck is happening on the 'log

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go up

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>>16396789
some guy spamming old /bait/ threads, happens every once in a while

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up, don't let this get drowned by the brimstone river

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we are raiding the dr donuts smp

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>>16396789
Jar-tea rapefugee failraid

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>>16396789
ignore it. snca.

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bumping this so it's not buried in bait, o algo asi

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UP

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>>16396701
^><^><^><^><^

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up o algo asi

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>>16396915
keep this thread bumped so its not buried in the nigger jartypedo raid or something

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Bump

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up against the niggercoal

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Clamstaples is coming and it is coming

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Where the fuark are the phonoGODS

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>>16397069
lainGOD i knvvl

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>>16397076
I used to be a lainGOD then the redditors niggercoalers invaded

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should we just unleash the 'zaNVKES?

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>>16397116
weren't we taking it slow
maybe it is time since all the phonoGODS aren't here from the looks of it

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>>16397104
that site has been very reddit recently. im also convinced theres loads of gptposts (maybe just a product of everyphono there talking like a reddit)

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>>16397124
3 threads in just dew it at dis point

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>>16397146
ACK no stores in range. i'll try the mom

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>>16397135
GPT posters fuark yes, my exact same conclusion, Half of them are bots the other half are predditors
>>16397116
>>16397124
I think we should wait half a day more for phonoGODs to return probably, how far did we figure out on if we got the right details? the address and the father?
still am waiting for the stutterteen to return from his P.O callings

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should I call the dad

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>>16397176
i'm sending 'johns to the mom's addy. somebaldi send 'minos to the dad

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>>16397168
dont do this, it could risk getting this guy in jail

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>>16397190
DODIS AND RECORD

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>>16397190
at this point i think we need to explain everyything to the dad. tell xim that calvin was killing cats and storing bones in xis house

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>>16397192
>>16397190
Call and confirm first if they have some nigga by the name of calvin, Larp as some internet security analyist

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>>16397185
its a shame cus it could be a gem, but GPredditorT and trannies turned it to brim
^derail award

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>>16397198
getting my shit ready to call in

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gonna call in via burner

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>>16397252
have a script ready before u call. poast here for us 2 check it

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>>16397240
Agreed but let's not discuss lain anymore and focus on catching this xer
>>16397252
Post script PhonoGOD

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>>16397252
>>16397257
aryan. please make sure your recording setup works before calling

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>>16397267
dis geg

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>>16397195
by this i mean it could risk this guy getting away with getting in jail, if she figures out that we know she could delete stuff and get away with it

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>>16397281
so what? we do nothing? hope that the glowNVKE that never happened does something? it wont.

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>>>16397281
>so what? we do nothing? hope that the glowNVKE that never happened does something? it wont.

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>>16397281
Truvkenvke, Can we perhaps pivot to a full swat at least, if not the glowienvke?

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>>16397293
report to police nigger

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>Can we perhaps pivot to a full swat at least

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>>16397309
No way that's possible unless we get absolute confirmation of addresses and swatting isn't for stuff like this anyway

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>>16397281
the inconvenient trvke is that glowies likely won't do anything since xe was a minor and it was a few years ago

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>>16397326
We already did that newfaggots, the glowie P.O did nothing, here is the recording from the last thread of the phonoGOD

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gem incoming

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dont send 'za to the dad

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i can go pay xhim a visit
>

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>>16397387
DO DISSSSSSS

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holy shit gemNVKE INCOMING

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IM TALKING TO THE DAD RN DO NOT SEND 'ZA DAD IS CHILL

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the dad lives in the same house right?

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CALVIN IS COMMITTED IN PSYCH WARD

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KEEEEEK

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THE AUDIO DIDNT RECORD GOD DAMN IT

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