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How I imagine my first day working for Sam Hyde would be like
>Be me, 26 stealth troon
>I wake up, feeling groggy as I barely got any sleep
>Shower, brush my teeth, eat breakfast etc
>Debate on what to wear, settle on a generic top with a cardigan, skinny jeans, and some boots because I'm in my winter era
>I get my things and I leave the house
>Address is some unmarked warehouse in a weird location
>I get out of my car, collecting myself, and knock on the door
>Some fat guy a little older than me opened the door, reeking of weed
<Ahh, you must be anonette
>Spaced out, the guy looks at me, almost through me
<Come on in, the big guy wants to see you
>I enter the office, following the man. It's very messy, and smells kind of damp
>He takes me through an open room with a few people on their laptops
>Coming from a room to the side, Sam Hyde opens the door, talking with someone
>He looks at the guy and then me, and whispers something to the person he's talking to
as he leaves
<Woah, my stripper is super early today
>I look a bit embarrassed, the guy who let me tries to reminds Sam who I am
<Are you a tranny? You look like a tranny
>He comes closer to me, inspecting my face and proportions
<Is this Nick's idea of a prank?
>The guy I'm with, who I guess was the guy who recruited me, reminds Sam who I am
<Ahh, the new video editor
>He looks at me again, moving closer
<Did you get it cut off? I hate when they cut it off
>Flabbergasted by the situation, I try to collect myself
>Umm… umm… no
>He laughs, and looks to the guy
<Get xher to xhers workspace
>He looks at me again
<We're gonna be working veeeery closely together if you get what I mean
>He winks at me and goes back to his office
>The rest of the day is pretty uneventful

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I do not like them Sam-I-Am I do not like green eggs and ham

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is ts bait??????

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>>16390555
no, just a story

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Here's a story that happened to me:
>wake up
>eat food
>go to work
>work
>go home
>sleep

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>>16390542 (OP)
do you guys think his current "born again christian" era is genuine or is it just something he subconciously picked up after going deeper down into the far right

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>>16390567
bro has a job 💀

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>>16390570
its just larp to appeal to based and christpilled individuals

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Sam Nigger is an alt right grifter who milks his retards for money spitting out half coherent nonsense in exchange, extreme peace flopped.

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>Sam Nigger is an alt right grifter who milks his retards for money spitting out half coherent nonsense in exchange, extreme peace flopped.

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>>16390587
shes right you know

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>>16390587
you're retarded cuckold nigger who still participates in online culture war between troon pedophiles and glowing nazi pedophiles on the other side. I hope you get out of this dump eventually, if not, at the very least kill yourself so I don't have to see your blacked mutt face around.

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>>16390575
its so frustrating to me because i watch clip after clip after clip and usually with every other nophono influencer you can obviously tell whether they're just doing a larp or not. But every new video i watch does seem so extremely personal and legitamate, I also feel like if there wasn't the case with Marky then im pretty sure all of the sharty would pretty much hail him as some sort of absolute god since so much of his politics align with the average 'teen. Additionally there was that one time Frank Hassle played minecraft with one of the sharty admins so I would expect that in a venn diagram of sam's online presence and the sharty it would be at least a 80% intersection.

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>>16390613
Dumb br@pnigger get out of my face

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>>16390622
what the fuck did i even do

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>>16390622
like come on is this not something that somphono would use in an edit or something ?

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>>16390581
>nigger and alt right in the same sentence
gem bait

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>How I imagine my first day working for Sam Hyde would be like
>>Be me, 26 stealth troon
>>I wake up, feeling groggy as I barely got any sleep
>>Shower, brush my teeth, eat breakfast etc
>>Debate on what to wear, settle on a generic top with a cardigan, skinny jeans, and some boots because I'm in my winter era
>>I get my things and I leave the house
>>Address is some unmarked warehouse in a weird location
>>I get out of my car, collecting myself, and knock on the door
>>Some fat guy a little older than me opened the door, reeking of weed
><Ahh, you must be anonette
>>Spaced out, the guy looks at me, almost through me
><Come on in, the big guy wants to see you
>>I enter the office, following the man. It's very messy, and smells kind of damp
>>He takes me through an open room with a few people on their laptops
>>Coming from a room to the side, Sam Hyde opens the door, talking with someone
>>He looks at the guy and then me, and whispers something to the person he's talking to
>as he leaves
><Woah, my stripper is super early today
>>I look a bit embarrassed, the guy who let me tries to reminds Sam who I am
><Are you a tranny? You look like a tranny
>>He comes closer to me, inspecting my face and proportions
><Is this Nick's idea of a prank?
>>The guy I'm with, who I guess was the guy who recruited me, reminds Sam who I am
><Ahh, the new video editor
>>He looks at me again, moving closer
><Did you get it cut off? I hate when they cut it off
>>Flabbergasted by the situation, I try to collect myself
>>Umm… umm… no
>>He laughs, and looks to the guy
><Get xher to xhers workspace
>>He looks at me again
><We're gonna be working veeeery closely together if you get what I mean
>>He winks at me and goes back to his office
>>The rest of the day is pretty uneventful

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>>16390644
WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK!! RIP charlie almost a year sober now, fentanyl is one hell of a drug

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>>16390613
He makes his goy shilling seem legitimate and genuine by heavily editing everything and then in the next moment he will make a nancy pelosi hammer attack joke, he doesnt care about political violence he's just shilling for MIGA

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>>16390701
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JOKE ABOUT LE KILLING PEOPLE WHO WANT TO LE KILL YOU

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>>16390701
he's made videos critical of Israel and also even if it is shilling theres nothing untrue about the things he talks about right ?

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NOOOO YOU CAN'T JOKE ABOUT LE KILLING PEOPLE WHO WANT TO LE KILL YOU

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>>16390711
hes literally jewish

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>>16390721
> jews can't hate Israel thats literally never happened before

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jews can't hate Israel thats literally never happened before



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