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CAT KILLING POONER "CANNIBALCALVIN" HAS BEEN DQXED. 'APE IMMEDIATELYVOICEGODS NEEDED FOR DADNVKECannibalCalvin
POWERWORD: CALVIN NIKOLAISEN is a demonic poonbeast who killed up to 10 pet cats and kept their bones as trophies. Xe is a known associate of Arlaux (Garett Alexander Crook) who was 'oxed recently.
Poon Name: Calvin Nikolaisen (birth name possibly "Lyn")
DoB: 28 April 2004 (very likely)
Ethnicity: Mixed (native american), but apparently "white passing"
Email (partial): c############4@gmail.com
HS Athletics profile:
https://www.athletic.net/CrossCountry/meet/223534/results/893825FB (likely):
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100089555660945DAD:Name: David Nikolaisen
Addy (xe probably still lives there): 712 S Kenyon St, Seattle, Washington 98108
Phonos:
(206) 762-8539 (calvin's steam phono ends in 39)
(206) 617-7973
(425) 793-4005
Emails:
crn428:yahoo.com:
https://intelbase.is/r/qfFLboF0SRRSnTDZ argirix@yahoo.com:
https://intelbase.is/r/5pATleIivcrN8NBF dnikolaisen@att.net:
https://intelbase.is/r/UNduQGNSPZQgkCoxhttps://web.seattle.gov/SDCI/ShapingSeattle/File/Get/9247668Aliases:sirsploit (oldest alias, most likely to be datamineable)
variations of above like sirspioit, sirspl0it, etc.
CannibalCalvin
Ceylon
Gashgut
stiffk1tten
sirsploit dupes
SirsploitRblx
SentinelofSphincter
bigheadman12345678
Sir Sploit
calvin-nikolaisen
Sisploit80085
midnightdiddler (not snopes'd)
Lil_Potato4678 (not snopes'd)
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ultrabvmp
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SUPER NIGGER BUMP
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bumo
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Okay NOW it's 'za time
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BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP
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>>16386167'za wont hit as hard as contactNVKE.
<Btw if phono isnt working, lets try emailing. We need to come up with some plan for the contactNVKE.
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Well before the 'za, it'd be wise to have you know, ACTUAL confirmation that the adress is correct, you know.
Also, sending PETA to xheir adress would for once make PETA useful
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>>16386192PETA would probably help xher torture the animals
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>>16386199True just send the police
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>>16386192we should contact local animal rights charities in seattle o algo
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>>16386192>ACTUAL confirmationdis, too many threads have 'za going to random nophonos geg
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>>16386202We need to have legitimate reasons to do dis otherwise issa potential rule 1 oyyyy
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>>16386241nigger they kill animals give them a COPnvke they'll be arrested
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UP
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>>16386241Pretty sure that would only be for swats though unless police count but dude is a criminal. We do need to verify first though and actually know it's them.
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>>16386185Trve but might as well
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Also it would probably be best to confirm the stuff
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SUPER NIGGERBUMP THAT BTFO'D ALL ZOOSADIST POONERNIGGERS
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>>16386248>>16386269>>16386272just saying we have to go about it the right way
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Alright
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>>16386261holy amerimutt phenotype. gemmy find doe
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any phoneGODS call xis dad yet?
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I think, in order to get confirmation for the address, we need to either check results for the address, results for the full name of the dad or calvin, crosscheck, or somehow manage to grab ip address
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>>16386314some1 in previous thread tried but couldnt get thru i think?
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>>16386316>ip addressthis is barely going to re-confirm seattle
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>>16386312not his fault his granddaughter ended up as a zoosadist pooner but maybe we could look for xis siblings / relatives's socials for a facedox
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>>16386261>>16386309He looks Amerindian to me
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Btw "lyn nikolaisen" doesn't lead to interesting stuff I think
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>>16386336yes its a v good list of names
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>>16386364>lyntry lynn , lynda , evelyn and other variations
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It's based and anpoovorl pilled
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>>16386382media penis ass
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>>16386395It's some Norwegian Pinko wannabe photographer nophono
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>>16386395Bro look like he's in a fucking millennial band
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>>16386395i cant find any proofs this is the same david
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>>16386382holy shit i was looking at that profile earlier but i thought it was a nophono
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>>16386417im just retarded for thinking dat, i guess
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>>16386395no way this is xem theres like professional photos from 2017
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'OX EDIT NOVV
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>>16386386Lynn gives a lot of results but I don't know how to sort through
Lynda doesn't give a lot
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>>16386449what is this aryanbabble?
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>>16386413pretty active, try dming him and ask about the pooner larpGOD or something to not raise suspicion
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>>16386446Nothing has been done chill tf out buddy nigger ol' pal
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>>16386449Is this from Wireshark?
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>>16386461How many time have animal killers ended up killing people geg i think a swatnvke is justified
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>>16386466>wiresharkniggah..
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>>16386478>>16386468Where are you getting these
>>16386474I spent 5 seconds reading it
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>>16386497lots of data for "anikolaisen@gmail.com"
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does anybaldi have the chive link to the doxxing tools thread that was here not too long ago
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https://web.seattle.gov/SDCI/ShapingSeattle/File/Get/9247668construction permit for 712 S Kenyon St, Seattle, Washington 98108
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>>16386524>>16386518already in post body award
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opsec level: niggerhell
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>>16386528scuse me, i just came, i'm a bit behind
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>>16386473however the
fbi would certainly take interest in this shitskin
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Omfg it's mpa again
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This is what happens when you use a Vee pee en
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And then xhey say that troons and pooners are heccin wholesome vivaldi humanerinos that dindu nuffin.
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>>16386488IntelX, this confirms the phono and the addy
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>>16386587yes. im making 'chive.is of last thread ill send it here. most of the obvious stuff is already in there
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so we gottem, its confirmed based off steam phono
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>>16386598Based and opsecpilled
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>>16386602basically yes geg
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nigger lives in a crackshack
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>>16386620Top ten most surprising things in human history
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>>16386625priv account im trans btw
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What phone number do I call?
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>>16386634im not trans im trans btw
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>>16386634BASED AND ALICIAPILLED
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>>16386636socio-economic factors made me behead cats
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>>16386636my collars blue but my neck is red
i been working like a dog tearing off cats necks
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Is it safe to send 'zas yet?
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>>16386657i think we r going for momNVKE if possible, b4 da 'zas
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do momnvke first and if that doesnt work send 'za and do glownvkes
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>>16386669Sounds good saar
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i'm gonna try and get a temporary number working then i'd call the dad aldoe we need more evidence rather than a random calling you and saying your daughter is a zoosadist with no proof
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>>16386687nono you need to call and try to carefully extract proof. I have a plan give me a min i write you an overview
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>>16386702i'll wait then, i'll still try to get the number working doe
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why dont we first call there and just ask if xhe lives there
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>>16386714Horrific schizopost
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>>16386687>>16386702We could possibly utilise dis:
https://web.seattle.gov/SDCI/ShapingSeattle/File/Get/9247668<We can use the information there to call the phone number, say we r from city of seattle and we want to confirm some info (come up with some bs) (DODIS IN NORMAL WORKING HOURS, NOT WEEKEND OR AT NIGHT NIGGA!!!)
<Get gpt to give you some script where you ask to confirm if still at same address, then also how many occupants live there, then see if you can socially engineer out information about said occupants.
<Maybe dis plan works idk
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>>16386714xhe is repeating misheard lyrics to carameldansen or however the troonslop is spelled
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>>16386725>>16386714It's Caramelldansen misheard lyrics
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>>16386714this is lyrics from a song
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>>16386739Yeah but anybody checked xher account on this site I mean ?
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>>16386766i think random accs are snca right now we need to be confirming the addy and confirming family contact info so we can momNVKE
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>>16386776Yeah but doesn't confirming the addy mean checking for crosscorespondences on different accounts n shiet ?
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>>16386733i can try dis, i'll record it when i do doe i'm still half busy
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>>16386785not on xheir socials… think more like facebooks and family accounts and that kind of stuff
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kiwicucks shitty browser verification isnt working
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>>16386816>>16386797actual post is from 2026 not 2018
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>>16386797>>16386800It's a megathread retardeities
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>>16386286just sent an emailNVKE to both of these charities asking for help reporting to the glowies
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>>16386835Oh right, im stupid mb og
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>>16386843what did u ask specifically?
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up
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>>16386857Hello,
I hope you're well. Just reaching out because it has come to my attention that someone by the name of "Calvin Nikolaisen" in Seattle has admitted online that they have abducted, tortured and killed up to 10 cats. They have also admitted to keeping bones from these cats as "trophies". This person's crimes are sexually motivated since they self-identify as a "zoosadist"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoosadism and a necrophile.
Is there any chance you would be able to help me with reporting this person to the authorities? I have tried reporting animal abusers through crimestoppers in the past and I never receive a response, I don't think the police take online reports seriously. If you have any contacts in the local police that would be able to help out, that would be an incredible help. I really want this person to see justice and want to make sure that they are not able to harm any more animals.
Here is this person admitting to these crimes (note that they go by Ceylon / CannibalCalvin / Sirsploit online):
[screenies]
My friends and I were able to find this person's real identity from an old account that they made under their real name:
https://soundcloud.com/calvin-nikolaisen (https://archive.ph/OJyCz)[soundcloud acc]
Note that we have more evidence than this and are 100% certain that this is the individual who has been killing people's pets. More evidence can be provided if necessary.
Any help you can give would be greatly appreciated. Have a great day!
Nate
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>>16386872gemmy hopefully dis does something
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>>16386958geeeeg what is this niggermutt that you posted geg
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>>16386958aryan BEAST. how do i give gold on this website
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did anyphono phono the dad yet?
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How many of these have been accomplished so far?
* Reported to the police
* Reported to animal rights organizations
* 'Za ordered
* Chinese food ordered
* Bibles sent
* Qurans sent
* Books of Mormon sent
* Complimentary cardboard boxes sent (UPS, FedEx, etc)
* LDS/Mormon missionaries requested
* Jehovahs Witness missionaries requested
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>>16387022Some1 tried but didn't get thru I think?
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>>16387030lets do the first 2
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>>16387030So far only 1 (one) email sent to an animal right org
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>>16387022i am going to attempt to aldoe i am busy at the moment
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>>16387030reported to animal rights, addy isnt 100% snopesed
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>>16387045ETA? I have to decide if I go to sleep or stay up late to watch the gems unfold
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>>16387035on facebook btw
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>>16387030I have an order for 3 Hawaiian Pizzas set up but I'm holding back on it for right now until we do some other stuff (like momnvke)
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Sorry for esl capitalization
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>>16387099It's based and mpapilled
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>>16387099>This is Dave from Seattle on my kids account.Do you think the dad knows and is actively enabling xher?
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>>16387122If you want to saar
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Random fed question
how many of you use linux? (and how many windows?)
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>>16387125I highly doubt a dad is gonna let their kid kill innocent cats knowingly
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unless this family is actually from the 9th layer of niggerhell
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>>16387144Trve but you never know. Take cecefem's mom for example.
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>>16387134Im an ESL, I'll be blocked before I can string together a whole sentence
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>>16387136We use TempleOS here sir.
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>>16387125that account was mostly snca caca stuff. nothing about cats
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>>16387153That's aryan or something
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gonna start adding dis 'oxxerald to der 'ki
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>>16387136I use linux at home and at work
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>>16387136i use arch baidewei
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>>16387136I use windows & troonux, i've used troonux longer than windows.
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>>16387191Just because one of the new feature in soylock might going to be linux only for a while
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Should I send the 'zas now or should I wait?
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>>16387057i am free for the next half an hour, trying to get some random chinese phone app to work since textnow blocks all my attempts to make an account
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>>16387224Okay geg good luck
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>>16387216All software like dis should be troonix only to filter normalgroids
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>>16387233keeeeek
there will be a windows version when I compile firefox from source
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>>16387224while i get this to work, what should i say to the dad?
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Might just hop off the VPN for now
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>>16387236confirms seattle again
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>>16387243>>16387243>>16387243We want to try and confirm addy if possible first. Then if relation to calvin if possible. Probably going to need some GOD social engineering to do so. I suggested before doing the pretending to be from city thing
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https://www.facebook.com/airnancyanother family member account from seattle also has a family tree thing which could be interesting
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>>16387224jewish app wants fucking face verification
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>>16387266It's too kikepilled
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>>16387266You VVILL give the chinks your biodata
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>>16387259it could work if i get a seattle phone number
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>>16387266Good thing I gonna make a solver for that soon
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>>16387280Any seattleGODS in the thread rn????????
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Guys I just had an idea
On discord, can you find servers by their tags ?
On the OP discord screenies, xhe has a server tag, which means xher account is probably on there, no ?
Wouldn't it be possible to find said server, join it and get yummy info out of it ?
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>>16387291Could also try to use those services which scrape discord user messages. I think they're all paid doe (if good ones even still exist in 2026)
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>>16387312yeah but it says from seattle washington doe
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>>16387264Proof this is a family member apart from the name?
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>>16387321pretty sure they are friends with the david account which seems to be xer dad by the typing style and location or something
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>>16387306You need user ID for that I think
>>16387291Bumping this idea, is this possible or not ?
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this face verification is so jewish
tried bypassing with a 3d model and it somehow caught it, i'm just gonna retry
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>>16387339Wait for my solver (its gonna take 1-2 month tho)
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>>16387336send friend request and see if it hits then get userid from that?
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>>16387349Let's get searching for more of the name Kaitlyn to snopes it
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>>16387349Ask pluto for her doxx
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>>16387360Unrelated to dis thread
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>>16387362Is Pluto a soyteen
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>>16387362DODIS giganbrained idea
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>>16387349kid looks about 5-6 here right? that would line up with calvin's age (22)
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AND HOPEFULLY
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>Eric Nikolaisen
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Omfg
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>>16387402should i just give them my face? would mean i cant impersonste feds without consequences doe
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>>16387386AIRNANCY IS DEFINITELY A FAMILY MEMBER!!!
ERIC AND PAUL ARE MENTIONED!!!
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>>16387417no that's xher, the girl in a dress is 100% killing cats, Ive seen it, i was there
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I also want to add that while I was snooping around in servers before Calvin got ACKED, Xe had a wood panel wall in the background and xewas very skinny and white but also took videos in the dark. No proof of this but I do remember before xey deleted it all
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Is there a 'ki page yet
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>>16387421Wait…
Does this mean we have the wrong David too…
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marge is the dox wrong?
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if the dox is wrong i'm not calling
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FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKWKFFIWEFERIHFNwdjkanaFERRBWHIFEQI fuhfhiFRWQHU rfh UAF N UH EFUH EFUHDc VUEFHD EFUHHUEF EF huads HDVH HJF HS EF H DU UHEF uhEF H*ERV*ERVN*YER*YERV*YER*YRVY*R#V*R#(&E#QH(&#(&#$H(&#F(&#$FH(&#H(&#$(&$#F(F$H&(F$(U$(U$F(U#F(U#$FJ(F#$(UF#$
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>>16387447kek, told you guys to check the addy before sending shit, you guys are too impatient
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>>16387444no i think the david is snopesed by the location and writing style being like 100% the same
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>>16387455It COULD be xher sister. Ynk.
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>>16387444Further snopes required… Detailed 'oxtrail must be compiled and validated
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>>16387458Also did, I'm fairly confident about david
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https://www.facebook.com/kaitlynn.nicolaisenblank profile but gender is listed as male even doe xer name is kaitlynn
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>>16387482spelled differently doe, two ns in the first name and a c instead of a k in the surname
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>>16387501still is interesting albeit worthless since its an empty profile
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Also der phone number belongs to xher dad
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>>16387035Maybe checking this account could be a good idea guys, I don't have facebook so facebook cucks me but you guys may check
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Doe there's a lot of coincidences like David's relatives having name like "Eric" and "Paul" and airnancy having Eric and Paul as xher friends. I'm suspecting Kaitlyn might be Calvin's sister.
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>>16387512If I remember correctly it was empty, apart from a location
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where do we go from here, we cant let this be a failraid.
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>having name like
It's too esl
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REMINDER THIS PAGE EXISTScan we snopes this against what we're thinking rn?
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/262136424/albert-anthony-nikolaisen №16387548[Quote]
>>16387542He is survived by his children; Cathy (Richard) Agbalog, Dan (Lou) and David; grandchildren Calvin, Lareina (Jumma), Rose, Wayne (Liezel), Kristin (Josh) and Kevin (Jenny); great-grandchildren Tayler, Danielle, Christopher and Issa; great-great-grandchildren Taylee, Luna and Nova;
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>>16387537Motherfucker the image downloaded small asf
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IT'S JUST LIKE THE HECKIN FACEBOOK
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Get us a fuggin set of facefuck accounts correlated to the dead dudes family NQW
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sending dmNVKES to anyone related
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>>16387578I'd be wary of these results. Rely more on Facebook accounts, memorials, etc
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>>16387574What are u sending
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>>16387590Yeah trve. Ik fps isn't the most accurate anyway.
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>>16387568his profile is full of boomer republican shit
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>>16387592"Hello, sorry to bother but do you know someone by the name of Calvin?"
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>>16387623Trve BUT you gotta remember:
Birdie's parent's were boomercucks too
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parents*
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>>16387636Okay not too bad hopefully won't scare them off too much. Praying 4 a good reppy
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It's likely xhe has a bad relationship with xher parents and is one of those "libtard raised by neocons" types
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>>16387636im sure this will get a hit as they seem pretty well connected as a family
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Not every family member's gonna have the same political beliefs as each other
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>>16387660Calvin let him post on his xitter
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>>16387680Trve. But still it's possible for family members to have differing politics from each other. Dan might be one of the oddballs in his family tree.
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I probably could've worded it better than I did.
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ill keep an eye on this thread ima go play rage 2
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+ I forgot about the dad commenting on his daughter's stuff shit because I'm retarded