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Has anyone else ever come into contact with the 'jаk dealer? I don't know if he's still around, but one year ago he offered me his "exceedingly rare" 'jаks for free. He said to me that if you soyquote anyone with one, that person will immediately lose all hair on their heads, grow an unkempt layer of stubble, and become cripplingly addicted to Nintendo Switches and trаnny porn, and finally die within a week due to malnutrition from only drinking Soylent. He claimed to have ended the soyduelling careers of hundreds and fears his own 'jаks may one day end his life, so he blinded himself and keeps all of them locked inside a briefcase. No one knows what his 'jаks look like or how many of them he owns. though

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i did. he gave me one freebie, but i was too scared to buy more

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>>16376649
can you post it
dont soyquote me though im scared

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>>16376662
Soyquote him.

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I heard before one of his victims starved the last thing he did was trace Vlodson, an echo of the jak that got him

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>>16376677
so thats how we got such a gemmy variant like vlodson

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>>16376704
please dont fall for this bait
if anyone falls for this its actually over

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>>16376710
I fell for this and my clitty is like a rain gutter currently

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>>16376737
TMI, bro!

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>Has anyone else ever come into contact with the 'jаk dealer? I don't know if he's still around, but one year ago he offered me his "exceedingly rare" 'jаks for free. He said to me that if you soyquote anyone with one, that person will immediately lose all hair on their heads, grow an unkempt layer of stubble, and become cripplingly addicted to Nintendo Switches and trаnny porn, and finally die within a week due to malnutrition from only drinking Soylent. He claimed to have ended the soyduelling careers of hundreds and fears his own 'jаks may one day end his life, so he blinded himself and keeps all of them locked inside a briefcase. No one knows what his 'jаks look like or how many of them he owns. though

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