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>gooned from 2AM to 11PM yesterday and it was the bbc porn not joking my fliberdoodle was aching and my right arm is also aching

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Why

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>gooning for 23 hours straight

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>>16375778
this doesn't happen without drugs involved

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>>16375778
got nothing els to do and i use Ritalin and sniff coke and jerk off for extra dopamine or something

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>>16375782
they were involved

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>>16375788
not a good look lil bro πŸ’€πŸ’€

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>>16375782
and alcohol

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Once i gooned from 10pm to 7pm because my wifi was so slow that it would load 1 frame every 5 minutes so around 8 of those 9 hours was me watching dinosaur fact videos at 144p that for some reason loaded

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>Once i gooned from 10pm to 7pm because my wifi was so slow that it would load 1 frame every 5 minutes so around 8 of those 9 hours was me watching dinosaur fact videos at 144p that for some reason loaded

>7pm


7am*

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>>16375794
i normally just edge i dont even cum at the end its realy disapointing but i also started again until 5pm

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hire a prostitute

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i failed out of college because of undiagnosed ADHD
meanwhile niggers will get a ritalin prescription and use it to goon to BBC
the world is so unfair

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>>16375816
no i genuinely have it im just lazy as fuck and use it to goon and play world of warcraft

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>>16375816
i had an adderall script in college and did literally every problem in my math textbook but then when i had nothing left to do i just started taking it to goon, classic adderall

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>>>16375794 (You)
>i normally just edge i dont even cum at the end its realy disapointing but i also started again until 5pm

I usually just do stuff when i feel to but naturally i dont have a premature problem so i can get to an hour, half hour

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>>16375815
were does one hire them in uk most street walkers hear are rancid std ridden junkies

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>>>16375815
>were does one hire them in uk most street walkers hear are rancid std ridden junkies

Thats not christpilled tho

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>>16375837
no its mainly cos my bellend is so kinda painfull so its not really an orgasm

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>>16375826
yea i hate you niggers
you are sitting on a miracle drug the cheat code to any high skill career and this is what u do

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>>16375839
idk the only sites i know of are us only and i haven't used either of them

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>>16375852
cocaine and meth exist combined them its just a really strong version

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>>>16375837 (You)
>no its mainly cos my bellend is so kinda painfull so its not really an orgasm

Have you checked that with the urologist?

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>>16375856
i also dont have a job

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>>16375860
wtf is that
also sometimes when i wank it hurts to piss

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>>16375852
i haven't taken it in years but i can still force myself to laser focus and pretend like i'm on adderall when i need to doe

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>>>16375860 (You)
>wtf is that
>also sometimes when i wank it hurts to piss

Its a doctor that touches your dick to detect diseases, the cool thing is that theres foid urologists

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>>16375852
also i'm pretty sure you can get it online through some pill mill e-doctor type deal, where you just have to have a video call and they dispense your meds, not 100% sure on this but i have looked it up before since my psychiatrist did not want to prescribe it. when i had the script it was through a super lenient family doctor so maybe try that

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>>16375877
that seems very gay no thank you i would rather spread what i have

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>>>16375877 (You)
>that seems very gay no thank you i would rather spread what i have

But if your dick falls out you will become a tranny tho

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>>16375895
a risk i am willing to take

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>>16375839
listcrawler.eu but use a burner number to contact first because some of them are scammers and will run a quick dox with your phone number to scare you ev&o they're always bluffing anyways in my experience simply because it's probably not worth the hassle.

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>>16375863
Furthermore I am trans if that matters forgot that

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nusois just can’t help themselves
never goon ever

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>>gooned from 2AM to 11PM yesterday and it was the bbc porn not joking my fliberdoodle was aching and my right arm is also aching

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Nigga you better not jerk off or even think about doing it for the rest of the year you wasted your entire day doing that what the absolute fuck



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