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How do I make money without a job my parents are gonna kick me out and told me to join the navy or gtfo what do bros…. I'm physically weak as in I'm thin as fuck do I just go to the navy and tough it out? I'm in my 20s yes I'm kinda weak cause I don't exercise a lot

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somebaldi answer this

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make a business where you do nothing

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start rapping

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BRO >>16374222 (OP) IF YOU'RE SKINNI AND A PUSSI UNIRONICALLI THE NAVI IS YOUR BEST BET (OR AIR FORCE WE HARDLI DO SHIT EITHER) JUST BE PREPARED FOR FAGGOTRI IN THE NAVI DOES THAT POSSIBLE

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start raping

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>>16374250
wait shit i forgot to disable this script
what i meant to say is that the navy is a good option for someone with your characteristics, do be prepared for faggotry in the navy though
air force also works but it's kind of boring (until you're actually flying n shit). we also have better facilities in air force and hotter foids

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join the navy

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The military WILL get you bigger and stronger, and if it's between that and being homeless and a drug addict, then yes do it. It's some stability and company. But otherwise? Get a job, and get strong that way. You might get some nasty fatigue since you are so weak, but you have to get over it at some point.

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>>16374282
Aren't you a dumbass liberal doebeit

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>>16374235
I say thisπŸ‘†

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Learn spanish and travel south america, or become cannon fodder for shlomo I guess

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You can stay with me if you're in the midwest

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>>16374355
If you go here I'll find out and rape you both

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Just fyi

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kys self inserter

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just get a part time job

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>>16374360
you should find them and rape them anyways

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Become admin of the sharty

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>>16374368
You're right…

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>>16374368
kys self inserter

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>>16374360
That's so gay dude

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poison your mom so you get her inheritance and then just neet forever in your free house

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The army/navy/airforce is not going to turn you into a deadlifter hunky there's no need to be fit to carry a rifle or drive shit, apparently.
You're going to join and feel even worse.
For income you could try looking for occasional jobs like driving old people to the mall or putting up a fence for your neighbour, if you're able to talk with people to find these sort of things

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>>16374567
the army and marines will turn you into a giga
air force will give you big money and it's objectively the best role
marines also turns you into a retard crayon eater
navy turns you into a horny faggot and it's no different to doing what >>16374579 suggested
space force isn't real, meds now

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>>16374599
Everyone I met who was in the air force was a little bitch, maybe that's a local phenomonon



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